No, the penguin is not for sale
Top Five Reasons to be Weird
5. Outsiders are careful to fit in. Insiders can bend the rules.
4. A little confusion is good for the soul (aka: if someone is trying to figure out when whence came the geese, they have less brain space for worry.)
3. Stepford folk are not especially comforting. Korean rainy-day-soup, on the other hand, is.
2. The world is pretty nuts; how else are you supposed to deal with it sanely?
1. It confounds the squirrel mafia.
5. Outsiders are careful to fit in. Insiders can bend the rules.
4. A little confusion is good for the soul (aka: if someone is trying to figure out when whence came the geese, they have less brain space for worry.)
3. Stepford folk are not especially comforting. Korean rainy-day-soup, on the other hand, is.
2. The world is pretty nuts; how else are you supposed to deal with it sanely?
1. It confounds the squirrel mafia.