Bakeware
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: Just so you know, I don't think I have anything you could use for baking.
Me: Yeah, I figured. I'll just buy the bakeware I need.
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: That's such a hassle. You could just not bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake?
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: Just don't bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake?
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: Don't bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake?
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: ...Don't bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake? ...Okay, obviously, you're not going to win this conversation. I'm me; I'm irrational; and I get what I want. I'm going to bake.
Me: Yeah, I figured. I'll just buy the bakeware I need.
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: That's such a hassle. You could just not bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake?
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: Just don't bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake?
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: Don't bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake?
Fool who has a vendetta against sweets: ...Don't bake.
Me: But what if I want to bake? ...Okay, obviously, you're not going to win this conversation. I'm me; I'm irrational; and I get what I want. I'm going to bake.