made it home alive...
"holy crap, the fun doesnt end. subway-craaaaaaaazy guy named i think robert, kept callin scott elijah wood, cuz he said he looked like elijah wood. hah athen a hammer banged and he goes "order in the court, is he guilty??" and this woman turns and he starts into this whole thing about the DA and how they suck. then he starts sayin about his idea to make a book of pictures of people and celebrities they look like. holy crap he was fuckin funny.
STORY 2: me scott and mike are sittin in piazza and this guy comes up askin for change, so scott gives him some change, the guy comes back like 10 min, offered to sell scott two disposable cameras that cost 13 bucks each, 2 for 5 bucks. so funny, scott is like "nah i dont want one" the guy tells him to look at one so scott looks at it, takes it and is like "nah, i mean its a good deal, i really dont want it tho" mad funny
and now the funniest of all
we were in piazza, scott mike jason balk and danny and me, balk says sumtin to these spanish kids, and they try to start shit wit us. basically it went down like this, the kids come in and are like "you wanna come outside, you wanna start shit??" then they turn their attention to me and are like "hey baby, u wanna come talk wit us?" then they look at the guys and are like "yo is this yo girl" and mike was like "nah shes our friend" and this little fuckin gay ass fat kid is like "nah they dont get girls, they all gay, this one (points to mike) is gay cuz of the michigan hat, this one (danny) cuz hes smilin at guys, this one (jason) cuz of his hat and those two (scott and balk) cuz they short" which made no sense cuz scot was taller than him. so then this kid comes in and is like "yo gimme ure hat" to mike, and mikes just like "no" and hes all up in the hizouse like "yo we got two ways of doin it, cuz im gonna get that hat" and mikes like "no, youre not" and hes like "yo ill give u a dolla for the hat, or you can come outside and i'll steal it" and mikes just like "you aint gettin the hat" then this man came and made them leave. but we didnt wanna leave the pizza place cuz they were gonna call us gay more, so we waited around and then all got in cabs to go like 4 blocks, haha mad funny"
-this brilliant account of our night was written by Michael Rohn
STORY 2: me scott and mike are sittin in piazza and this guy comes up askin for change, so scott gives him some change, the guy comes back like 10 min, offered to sell scott two disposable cameras that cost 13 bucks each, 2 for 5 bucks. so funny, scott is like "nah i dont want one" the guy tells him to look at one so scott looks at it, takes it and is like "nah, i mean its a good deal, i really dont want it tho" mad funny
and now the funniest of all
we were in piazza, scott mike jason balk and danny and me, balk says sumtin to these spanish kids, and they try to start shit wit us. basically it went down like this, the kids come in and are like "you wanna come outside, you wanna start shit??" then they turn their attention to me and are like "hey baby, u wanna come talk wit us?" then they look at the guys and are like "yo is this yo girl" and mike was like "nah shes our friend" and this little fuckin gay ass fat kid is like "nah they dont get girls, they all gay, this one (points to mike) is gay cuz of the michigan hat, this one (danny) cuz hes smilin at guys, this one (jason) cuz of his hat and those two (scott and balk) cuz they short" which made no sense cuz scot was taller than him. so then this kid comes in and is like "yo gimme ure hat" to mike, and mikes just like "no" and hes all up in the hizouse like "yo we got two ways of doin it, cuz im gonna get that hat" and mikes like "no, youre not" and hes like "yo ill give u a dolla for the hat, or you can come outside and i'll steal it" and mikes just like "you aint gettin the hat" then this man came and made them leave. but we didnt wanna leave the pizza place cuz they were gonna call us gay more, so we waited around and then all got in cabs to go like 4 blocks, haha mad funny"
-this brilliant account of our night was written by Michael Rohn