Spring Break
I am stealing most of this from Stephanie Gibbs because she was with us and had the same weekend and did a pretty good job explaining it:
Waking up at 9am for an 8 hour drive. Lots of traffic. Tiki hut in the McDonald's. Is that a blimp in the sky? Accident less than 1/2 a mile from the hotel, so it took another 30 minutes to drive through a shopping center and go around it just for the blockage to get cleared up right when we got through the parking lot. Chuck ditched our hotel room for Lavin's and paid twice as much for sleeping on a floor at a crappier hotel. Josh came instead. Hard Rock for dinner. Duval Street. Girl gets arrested and shows her butt to the entire world while trying to resist. Drive to the hotel. Sleep. Hutchinson lost drunk Josh. 3am call from Stephanie letting me know and for me to come get her. 4 am search for drunk Josh. Go back to the hotel and call the police stations. No answer. Sleep. 8am call from Lavin when they found drunk Josh who had showed up at their hotel after losing his cell phone and passing out in an alley in his own puke. 8am drive to pick him up. Horrible, most pewtrid smell EVER from him and his shirt in the car. Hearing him tell us he passed out in an alley a million times. Then forgeting he told us. Free breakfast since we were up anyhow. Sleep. Kmart with Sean for sunglasses (yes I am a 'tard who forgot mine). Lunch at Wendy's. Driving downtown with Josh and Sean for an hour looking for the alley he slept in or the store he stopped in for directions, while trying to find his lost phone. Didn't and gave up. Went back to the hotel. Tanning w/ a cold breeze. Freezing toes. Outback dinner. Josh almost breaks his tooth on a bone. Flirting with bartender for limes. Drinking. Body shots. Duval Street. Sleep. Tanning w/ warmer weather. Got somewhat sunburnt. Margaritaville for dinner. Freezing. Cheeseburger in Paradise. Shopping for souveniers. Fairvilla. Vibrator with a lawn mower for an engine. Scared Stephanie half to death because I turned it on while she was touching it. Duval Street (it sucks when you're under 21). Ran into Pat and Swift. Back to hotel. Drinking. Skinny dipping plan fell through b/c the ocean was freezing and everyone else chickened out. Boo. Hot tub at another hotel b/c ours is gay and closed at 11. YAY! Foam migrates naturally toward Stephanie no matter where she is in the hot tub. Sean peed in the bushes because we don't really stay at that hotel and can't use their restroom. Back to OUR hotel. Tantrum from Josh b/c we overdid the 'passed out in the alley' jokes despite the fact he insisted it was funny...it wasn't funny to us searching at 3am. Walk out of the hotel room and around the edge of the island despite the fact that all I have on is a shortsleeved tshirt and a pair of cheer shorts and forgot my phone. Cold. Went back to hotel lobby. Check email. Talk to british guy, then weird sick guy. Back to the room. Get my sweatshirt. Walk with Sean. Find out the rest of the story. Wow. Sleep. Start packing. Wake everyone else up. Josh pissed off and storming out. Finish packing. Josh left with no phone. Check out. 8 hour drive home with 1/2 hour spent at Sbarro's b/c the service sucked balls. Got back to Phi Delt house. Saw Robert's new car. Home finally. Josh and Robert leave. TV. Sleep. Exciting.
That's about it. If you want more details...ask. Otherwise, there it is folks for your reading pleasure. By the way, I was there mostly for relaxation. Did that. Never got drunk, at most only drank two drinks. Most of the time I was DD. Yes, I was pretty relaxed. On to today. Today, Kobe's for Anessa's 22nd birthday and then Friday's for continued fun. Tomorrow, work then I SHOULD do homework. We will see. However, I am supposed to have lunch with Falyn. Finally. Ok, night kids.
Waking up at 9am for an 8 hour drive. Lots of traffic. Tiki hut in the McDonald's. Is that a blimp in the sky? Accident less than 1/2 a mile from the hotel, so it took another 30 minutes to drive through a shopping center and go around it just for the blockage to get cleared up right when we got through the parking lot. Chuck ditched our hotel room for Lavin's and paid twice as much for sleeping on a floor at a crappier hotel. Josh came instead. Hard Rock for dinner. Duval Street. Girl gets arrested and shows her butt to the entire world while trying to resist. Drive to the hotel. Sleep. Hutchinson lost drunk Josh. 3am call from Stephanie letting me know and for me to come get her. 4 am search for drunk Josh. Go back to the hotel and call the police stations. No answer. Sleep. 8am call from Lavin when they found drunk Josh who had showed up at their hotel after losing his cell phone and passing out in an alley in his own puke. 8am drive to pick him up. Horrible, most pewtrid smell EVER from him and his shirt in the car. Hearing him tell us he passed out in an alley a million times. Then forgeting he told us. Free breakfast since we were up anyhow. Sleep. Kmart with Sean for sunglasses (yes I am a 'tard who forgot mine). Lunch at Wendy's. Driving downtown with Josh and Sean for an hour looking for the alley he slept in or the store he stopped in for directions, while trying to find his lost phone. Didn't and gave up. Went back to the hotel. Tanning w/ a cold breeze. Freezing toes. Outback dinner. Josh almost breaks his tooth on a bone. Flirting with bartender for limes. Drinking. Body shots. Duval Street. Sleep. Tanning w/ warmer weather. Got somewhat sunburnt. Margaritaville for dinner. Freezing. Cheeseburger in Paradise. Shopping for souveniers. Fairvilla. Vibrator with a lawn mower for an engine. Scared Stephanie half to death because I turned it on while she was touching it. Duval Street (it sucks when you're under 21). Ran into Pat and Swift. Back to hotel. Drinking. Skinny dipping plan fell through b/c the ocean was freezing and everyone else chickened out. Boo. Hot tub at another hotel b/c ours is gay and closed at 11. YAY! Foam migrates naturally toward Stephanie no matter where she is in the hot tub. Sean peed in the bushes because we don't really stay at that hotel and can't use their restroom. Back to OUR hotel. Tantrum from Josh b/c we overdid the 'passed out in the alley' jokes despite the fact he insisted it was funny...it wasn't funny to us searching at 3am. Walk out of the hotel room and around the edge of the island despite the fact that all I have on is a shortsleeved tshirt and a pair of cheer shorts and forgot my phone. Cold. Went back to hotel lobby. Check email. Talk to british guy, then weird sick guy. Back to the room. Get my sweatshirt. Walk with Sean. Find out the rest of the story. Wow. Sleep. Start packing. Wake everyone else up. Josh pissed off and storming out. Finish packing. Josh left with no phone. Check out. 8 hour drive home with 1/2 hour spent at Sbarro's b/c the service sucked balls. Got back to Phi Delt house. Saw Robert's new car. Home finally. Josh and Robert leave. TV. Sleep. Exciting.
That's about it. If you want more details...ask. Otherwise, there it is folks for your reading pleasure. By the way, I was there mostly for relaxation. Did that. Never got drunk, at most only drank two drinks. Most of the time I was DD. Yes, I was pretty relaxed. On to today. Today, Kobe's for Anessa's 22nd birthday and then Friday's for continued fun. Tomorrow, work then I SHOULD do homework. We will see. However, I am supposed to have lunch with Falyn. Finally. Ok, night kids.