"No, YOU draw Hitler. I'm fascist enough already."
All in all, pretty ordinary day.
Spent IR working on Math, then skipped off to English, where Trexluh proceeded to go over our thesis statements that less than half the class actually wrote. This would have been rather boring, if not for a question David posed at the start of the class; Who would win a fight, a moose or a walrus?
The answer is, quite obviously, the moose. I mean, tusks have nothing on those buggers.
Also, the moose has Latin Class sponsorship.
We love our mooses. Meeses. Miises?
Moosies. There we go.
Anyway, this was somehow translated into 'Who would win a fight, a moose, a walrus, or a narwhal?' by Claire and Miranda.
Moose still wins, but it brought up some interesting ideas in the Corner.
So naturally, they doodled a narwhal on the back of Miranda's test. Which I countered by doodling a moose, getting jumped by a narwhal. This paper was passed back and forth, until eventually, it found it's way out of the Corner and over to David and Sam, who doodled a dead walrus under the hooves of my moose.
And thus, it began.
The giant narwhal began to sell advertising space on it's tail, another moose appeared, riding on top of a smaller narwhal, and a sign was posted for 'Hitler-Stalin Funland', which was quickly followed by a showdown between Hitler and the moose mafia.
Yeah. All in all, very productive day.