"This is only as awkward as you want to make it."
Guess what? I now come with quotes!
Introducing Susan, Trexluh, and Claire! (Other accessories sold separately.)
(After Claire pokes Miranda awake and Heather chimes in with a 'Marry me!')
Her name sounds like Doh, not Do: “Did you just ask Miranda to marry you?”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “We propose to her on a daily basis.”
Her name sounds like Doh, not Do: “You do?”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “It keeps her awake.”
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “That sounds…”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “Well, you’re certainly awake now, though, aren’t you?”
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “You are incapable of not doing homework. …Not not doing homework. Double negative.”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “That made no sense.”
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “It… didn’t.”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “I noticed.”
(About submitting essays online.)
Trexluh has this habit of pretending we care: “They’re just going to sit out in cyberspace.”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “…I love cyberspace.”
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “Me too.”
Claire’s hair is caramel-colour, damnit: "Yeah."
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “…God, why are we so awkward in this class?”
(On language from Huckleberry Finn.)
Trexluh has this habit of pretending we care: “We have to decide what to do about these racial epitaphs. I mean, do we say ‘n-‘,or…?”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “That depends. How awkward do we want to make this?”
(Upon being poked in the side.)
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “That gave me a really weird sensation.”
(A beat. Eyebrows raise.)
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “In my spine! In my spine!”
Heather is the narrator and pwns you all: “I was no where near your spine!”
Miranda shall be henceforth known as Yamicus the Great: “Exactly! That’s why it was weird!”
Moving on.
Recap of the week so far;
Spent Monday lunch rushing homework and bugging Miranda in the Media Center. Discovered that she has a very gay, flower-arranging cousin. In Canada. Somewhere in the vicinity of BC. Spent a good ten minutes or so trying to figure out if he was, or was not, wearing pants in his facebook picture. Jessica came by and clarified that yes, he was wearing pants. And a hot pink shirt.
Well, half-wearing the shirt.
...Sorta.
Went to the doctor's yesterday, was told to wear bright colours and get a damn massage already. Apparently, Diet Coke is bad, veggies are good, and I've shrunk half an inch since my last visit. Bad carbs are going to kill me, and I need to take care of myself if I want to live to be a hundred. (Ew.)
I don't think she has many teenagers come into her office, to be perfectly honest.
Back in a KH phase. Getting hair cut, too. Preferably soon. Temperature changes are making me twitchy, and the fact that I can't do anything with my hair is not helping.
Thus, it goes.
Back to the Roxy cut. Though Riku was nice for a while.
Re-found my deviantart account. Might actually post something.
Scary.