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to avoid jetlag, i have instituted the "sleep all the time so it doesnt matter what hour it is" plan. also, i have instituted teatime in america. because its fun and im pretty sure if we had kept it our nation wouldnt be so fat. australia is pretty much like... what america should be like. its lovely over there and they kept the good bits about being british whereas america was all "mehmeh youre dumb we dont WANNA". and thus we lost morning and afternoon tea. which is pretty much like having a cultural snacktime. and they talk funny which is awesome. and theyre not destroying their environment. which is also good cause it results in prettier sunsets and less lung cancer. im sleepy. i think ill go continue that "sleep all day just in case youre jetlagged" plan.