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lilahthelawyer

the art of not

Jan 16, 2005 00:35

Listening to the praises of the new lawyer during this morning's board meeting really irked the hell out of me. One he hasn't done a thing to prove he's the great white hope and two well truth of the matter I am. Christian is not going to top me. It is just not going to happen. That would be like Eve growing a brain and Lindsey appearing as the ( Read more... )

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slayer_wannabe_ January 16 2005, 05:43:53 UTC

"You know you're gonna strain something if you keep doing it like that," I smirk as I walk past Lilah, moping up the sweat on the back of my neck with a company towel.

lilahthelawyer January 16 2005, 06:01:09 UTC

Oh joy to the world. Now I have to contend with Eve's little play toy. Can this day get any worse?

"So I guess you know a way to beat the hell out of this thing and not leave a bruise?"

The world is crashing down Chicken Little. The wanna be slayer from hell thinks I want to talk to her.

slayer_wannabe_ January 16 2005, 06:26:12 UTC

"One or two," I take a sip of my water and start my warm-down exercises. "Hm. Something tells me you're trying to relief some pent-up frustration, I hardly ever see you in here. Which leads me to believe that you're more than a little worried about the new guy," I tilt my head to one side, "I'd offer to help let off some steam, but something tells me you're otherwise inclined. Pity, really."

lilahthelawyer January 16 2005, 06:45:36 UTC

Did this little bitch just come on to me? Shoot me now. Rolling my eyes at her I smiled.

"Sorry Hon, you don't have enough power in your litle toenail for me to go that way."

I punched the bag harder.

Oh holy fuck! I broke a nail. These cost money too.

slayer_wannabe_ January 16 2005, 07:17:43 UTC

I smirk and cover my hand over my mouth, it was always funny to see Lilah snap (in one form or another), "Good to know. I'll just file that away."

lilahthelawyer January 16 2005, 07:25:56 UTC

"You do that."

I swear if looks could kill, that little princess of smut would be laying on the ground with the worms escaping from her rotting flesh now.

"It must be a bitch to have so much potiential and still be lacking."

Backing away from the bag I smiled. You know what I am feeling better. And it's time to make a 911 to my little Chinese girl who does my nails.

"Would stick around but you know how it is with us important people. Places to go, people to meet. Oh wait, I guess you don't."

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