Introductions

[lilah_lawyer]

For those of you I've yet to meet, allow me to introduce myself.

Warden Lilah Morgan, former employee of Wolfram and Hart, specialist in legal and supernatural affairs.

Unfortunately, there's no court, but don't let that prevent you seeking legal counsel!

Comments

[supersuitup]

Oh, hello there.

[lilah_lawyer]

Hey-hey...

[supersuitup]

[In a voice laden with innuendo] I could use some 'legal counsel.'

[What does that even mean? Anyway, after a pause, his entire attitude seems to shift into some genuine (and whiny) questioning]

Is it possible to sue for emancipation from a Warden?

Voice, I guess? :)

[lilah_lawyer]

What a fabulous question!

No.

But if you feel your rights are being infringed and can pay my fee, I'd be glad to represent you in court.

Once we have one.

Barney's default is typically voice

[supersuitup]

Oh, I'm sure we could work out a 'payment plan'.

[lilah_lawyer]

Is that like offering me birth control?

[supersuitup]

Uh, well... I do have condoms on me...?

[lilah_lawyer]

What if my head falls off?

[supersuitup]

Uh.

What? Why would it do that?

[lilah_lawyer]

'Cause it got chopped off?

[supersuitup]

But it's on right now, sooo....

[lilah_lawyer]

Decapitation does it for ya', huh?

[supersuitup]

No, I'm just trying to figure out if you're like, a really smart zombie or something.

[lilah_lawyer]

Or maybe I'm just messing with you and they gave me a whole new body.

Darn, I guess you'll never know...