Oct 02, 2009 01:35
It seems my time aboard ship's come to an unforeseen end. For the time being, at least...
Those I've made arrangements with, I trust will understand the reasons for their termination. If not? Too bad.
Angel... I'd say have fun catching up on old times with the family, but I've got bad wine cellar-related memories from the last time you did that. Instead, take heart that I pointed and laughed at your performance at Wolfram and Hart.
Darla, too bad you didn't get a chance to molest/kill/turn me (delete as appropriate). I'd offer to meet up, for old times' sake, but that didn't work out so well, the last time. Keep contributing to Angel's madness in my absence.
Speaking of whom, Drusilla... Well, we don't need to exchange words, do we? Or blood, for that matter.
Gabriel... What can I say? No, seriously, what can I say? That it's been an experience, I suppose. At least now I can say I've worked with angels and demons, without it being ironic. You're awfully stubborn, did you know that? Just keep in mind, not all realities have the same moral framework in the afterlife as the one you come from. Most, in fact.
But if you ever do get re-promoted? Spare a thought for a former lawyer called Lilah Morgan... No, really. I've got one hell of an extended work contract and I'll be, like, expecting it.
Admiral... We've already talked. Once my affairs are in order, I'll be ready for what we agreed.
Farewell, barge.
It's been memorable.