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I was so depressed that I was getting fat, then I remembered that I was pregnant and I was supposed to be. I was lying in bed, that was a really big crib, in the middle of a huge toys r us store, talking to my parents about how I couldn't feel the baby moving, and it let me sleep all night. My mom looked amazed, and I was scared that it meant I was going to miscarry, and more scared that the idea made me happy.
Time to do math.
Time to do math.