Once in a Blue Moon

May 02, 2013 19:03


 Once in a blue moon is an expression used to describe a thing that rarely occurs like the appearance of a smile on that female character in Twilight or something as trivial as the author of this fictional story eating fish.
The lead character of this story named Kim Jonghyun was not exactly sure of the meaning of this expression since he skipped that particular English lesson in favor of completing the lyrics of his newest song.
But as he stood there staring at a stranger sitting in his living room with a blinding smile that outshone the sun itself he could not form a coherent sentence nor could he stop himself from openly staring.

This stranger has in a span of one minute rendered Jonghyun speechless which was a thing that happened once in a blue moon, it was such a long time since he was tong tied that he could only remember two incidents: the first incident was when his mother saw him with his tongue shoved down a boy`s throat, and the other incident was when his mother announced that he was going to have a new “father”.

Jonghyun racked his brain for something to say but unfortunately his brain refused to cooperate so instead he chose to continue what he was doing: ogling this cute boy.

Jonghyun watched transfixed as the stranger licked his lips nervously and said, “Hello, My name is Lee Jinki, it’s nice to meet you Jonghyun “

The stranger named Jinki bowed politely after introducing himself and smiled that damned smile that made his eyes disappear and showed a set of  perfect white teeth.

Jonghyun stood gaping like a fish with millions of questions filling his mind.

How did he know my name?
What is he doing in my house?
How did he enter my house?
Is he single? Does he like men?
What toothpaste does he use?

Before Jonghyun could ask any of these questions and more, the cute boy -Jinki- made his way to Jonghyun until they were face to face.

“Ah! I see that my father hasn’t mentioned me yet, “said Jinki with a disappointed look.

Jonghyun nodded dumbly unable to process an intelligent reply with Jinki so close to him.

I must warn you that the next sentence that Lee Jinki said shocked Kim Jonghyun greatly as it did for me since if it wasn’t for that sentence I could have written a happy clichéd love story with stolen kisses between these two where they live happily ever after but sadly I cannot.

What Jinki said was:
“Well you must know my father since he married your mother -who I’m sure, is very pretty -making me your stepbrother which makes my cat our cat-You will love my cat cotton- and your house our house.”

Jinki took a deep breath after saying that exaggeratedly long sentence and lifted his head up to see something that makes him gasp in horror.

Once in a blue moon is a phrase that Jinki has read in numerous books, he had heard his teacher say it when he forgot to do his homework once, he even used it once when his best friend Lee Joon got a perfect score in math.

So when he saw Kim Jonghyun, the rebellious student whom he heard several stories about, the guy who apparently fought with four students yet came out unscathed, knocked out with his mouth wide open.

Jinki knew then that it was once in a blue moon that Kim Jonghyun fainted and that he Lee Jinki the guy who couldn’t hurt an ant on purpose was the cause of that.

fanfic, jongyu, shinee

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