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10 Things Men Won't Say
1.Let's watch Lifetime!
2.Sex is overrated.
3.I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4.Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5.There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6.I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7.My hips are too big.
8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9.Does this suit make me look fat?
10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
1.Let's watch Lifetime!
2.Sex is overrated.
3.I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4.Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5.There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6.I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7.My hips are too big.
8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9.Does this suit make me look fat?
10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.