(taking drugs to make mix CD's to take drugs to)
My husband cheated on me with my maid of honor the night before the wedding and now I'm gonna kick his and her ass because I'm tired of meeting all the wrong guys that have asshole written on their forehead that only girls who think they are perfect can't see so i am pissed off and I'm not gonna take anymore of men�s shit, I say they can take their dicks and shove them elsewhere because my internet boyfriend dumped me and met some FAT bitch from Ohio, now it's time for revenge.
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If you start to read the following, FINISH IT
This song I was listening to earlier is what you turn on after you've seen a 14 yr old spanish girl who doesn't speak english deliver a dead fetus to a room full of people who don't speak spanish or maybe what you put on after you've gotten away with killing someone and begin to realize what you've done OR a song for night-jumping on a trampoline in your underwear or to freaking out on the roof of a Farmer's Market as a means of curing depression or a song you'd rather listen to while on hold or to listen to during a car crash or a song that tells us how absurd life can be and that reminds us of one important thing: please hug those who you love today and every day you get the chance or makes you want to buy flowers when you'd rather think about your monster truck or a song that makes your eyes un-focus while driving through a carwash and you begin thinking it's the bottom of the ocean or a song that makes you want to write a letter, Dear Mom: I'm a lesbian or for thinking about the good old days and how much lame shit went on or to prevent yourself from gouging out your eyeballs with a dull pencil due to sheer boredom or to wake you up from a boring ass job in a library or for when everything is going wrong: you are broke, you work two jobs, your guy left you, and the one night stand you had a few months ago is seeing a girl he met the same night he met you because you just weren't worthy enough for a relationship...just a one nighter! or to crush by, how to release the sexual and emotional tension of frustrating flirtations through song or for when you are trying to get pregnant and having sex is like a 2nd job, even though it's with someone you love more than fireflies or cinnamon toast and that makes you want to do it like you're on a pornographic assembly line and then for soothing you're melancholy spirit when Red Emma shows up unwanted and uninvited or a song for when you just finished your freshman year of highschool while dating someone who just graduated highschool and you just found out they had sex with three girls during the two months you'd been dating or for walking through the grocery store or to reminisce about how your love life is going down the toilet and the song is describing this mess of being secretly in love with your best friend, your boyfriend avoiding you then becoming your ex but now wants you back, you just wanting to make out with a dumb guy you have a crush on and would like to call your best friend but she is ditching you, making you feel dropped like a bad habit or for the peacefulness and neuroses (and occasional horniness) that comes from dwelling on the past at 5 AM or that allows you to indulge in your depressing reality of an on-again-off-again love/obsession with your best guy friend for the past four years, whom you're now trying to ween yourself off of because you're quite literally going insane, however, you now have a new amazingly perfect and sexy boyfriend that you'd like to concentrate on in lieu of spending your life pining for the relationship that never quite was or for when, let's say, you just drove three hours to visit him, got dumped out of the blue, then you leave and after this asshole move, this is the song you should listen to on the three-hour drive home or a song that could be played while you and a friend, handcuffed, are escorted into the backseat of a police vehicle on a country road at 3am, in slow motion, looking back at another friend, wrapped in a blanket, eyes filled with tears, falling to his knees, next to your car, trunk open or that when you listen it makes you wish you had taken the time to learn to play guitar and drums or for recalling the day you realized that he left you, you were lying drunk in the bathroom and thought about him, wondering why ants are so little or when you consider not only thinking but saying, "I know I'm engaged; but lets not call it cheating" or if you'd been sitting in a submarine for six days straight or meeting a guy, falling in love, breaking up, getting back together, then he passes away in a car accident or for the type of klutz who, when thinking about "or's", managed to get water all over her pants from the bathroom.
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If you start to read the following, FINISH IT
This song I was listening to earlier is what you turn on after you've seen a 14 yr old spanish girl who doesn't speak english deliver a dead fetus to a room full of people who don't speak spanish or maybe what you put on after you've gotten away with killing someone and begin to realize what you've done OR a song for night-jumping on a trampoline in your underwear or to freaking out on the roof of a Farmer's Market as a means of curing depression or a song you'd rather listen to while on hold or to listen to during a car crash or a song that tells us how absurd life can be and that reminds us of one important thing: please hug those who you love today and every day you get the chance or makes you want to buy flowers when you'd rather think about your monster truck or a song that makes your eyes un-focus while driving through a carwash and you begin thinking it's the bottom of the ocean or a song that makes you want to write a letter, Dear Mom: I'm a lesbian or for thinking about the good old days and how much lame shit went on or to prevent yourself from gouging out your eyeballs with a dull pencil due to sheer boredom or to wake you up from a boring ass job in a library or for when everything is going wrong: you are broke, you work two jobs, your guy left you, and the one night stand you had a few months ago is seeing a girl he met the same night he met you because you just weren't worthy enough for a relationship...just a one nighter! or to crush by, how to release the sexual and emotional tension of frustrating flirtations through song or for when you are trying to get pregnant and having sex is like a 2nd job, even though it's with someone you love more than fireflies or cinnamon toast and that makes you want to do it like you're on a pornographic assembly line and then for soothing you're melancholy spirit when Red Emma shows up unwanted and uninvited or a song for when you just finished your freshman year of highschool while dating someone who just graduated highschool and you just found out they had sex with three girls during the two months you'd been dating or for walking through the grocery store or to reminisce about how your love life is going down the toilet and the song is describing this mess of being secretly in love with your best friend, your boyfriend avoiding you then becoming your ex but now wants you back, you just wanting to make out with a dumb guy you have a crush on and would like to call your best friend but she is ditching you, making you feel dropped like a bad habit or for the peacefulness and neuroses (and occasional horniness) that comes from dwelling on the past at 5 AM or that allows you to indulge in your depressing reality of an on-again-off-again love/obsession with your best guy friend for the past four years, whom you're now trying to ween yourself off of because you're quite literally going insane, however, you now have a new amazingly perfect and sexy boyfriend that you'd like to concentrate on in lieu of spending your life pining for the relationship that never quite was or for when, let's say, you just drove three hours to visit him, got dumped out of the blue, then you leave and after this asshole move, this is the song you should listen to on the three-hour drive home or a song that could be played while you and a friend, handcuffed, are escorted into the backseat of a police vehicle on a country road at 3am, in slow motion, looking back at another friend, wrapped in a blanket, eyes filled with tears, falling to his knees, next to your car, trunk open or that when you listen it makes you wish you had taken the time to learn to play guitar and drums or for recalling the day you realized that he left you, you were lying drunk in the bathroom and thought about him, wondering why ants are so little or when you consider not only thinking but saying, "I know I'm engaged; but lets not call it cheating" or if you'd been sitting in a submarine for six days straight or meeting a guy, falling in love, breaking up, getting back together, then he passes away in a car accident or for the type of klutz who, when thinking about "or's", managed to get water all over her pants from the bathroom.