One doesn't get Chanukah-themed pron every day, you know.
Found some! :D It's Torchwood Ianto/Jack and is titled "Nes Gadol" (which means "A Great Miracle")... Ianto is Jewish for the purposes of this fic... Highly unlikely in actual canon, given that he's Welsh with a very Welsh first name... Still, I'll go with it. *giggles* It's kinda cracky and a wee bit blasphemous.
Also, if missed it a few days ago because it was f-locked,
sylvanwitch wrote a Torchwood Jack/Ianto fic, which is awesome and must be read by everyone who reads such things. It can be found by people who aren't on her flist (and, of course, also by people who are)
here.
That's all for now. :D *runs off to do laundry*