Here's a thought:

[lil_thunder]

Okay, if Ewoks and Oompa-Loompas were to have a war, who would win and why?

Comments

yes

[sirnerd]

i think it all depends on who's territory they're fighting. If they're in willy wonka's factory, the oompa loompas would hella dominate. but if they were anywhere else, i think the ewoks would be able to pull through. i mean they beat the AT-ST's in the Endor Forest! and ewoks have crude weapons, oompa loompas just have funny dances.

Re: yes

[megaman]

ompa-loompas have really good scare tactics! I mean, I wouldnt want to touch one of thoes things! plus they have hi tech candy macheriney! tey could squirt super hot candy and burn the ewoks, plus they could inject them with candy that turns them into blueberries! that's hard to beat.

plus the scarey powers!

Re: yes

[lil_thunder]

True, but think of Ewoks as wild animals, because they are. They're like little bears, but ferocious, with claws and teeth. They are also more agile than the Oompa-Loompas, who can just waddle around and do fake cartwheels. I definitely think that the Ewoks would win.