Nuts-o.
Further proof that both my daughters are indeed nuts-o!
From the mouth of babes.
The girls are in the bath with me, I get out, Jim gets in (a regular occurrence).
Beebe - points to Jim's man-bits, "I need a willy like THAT to play with"
Me (sniggersnigger) "Do you?"
Beebe: "I most seriously do you know. A nice big willy to play with would be good."
Mirabelle: "Can I have one too?"
Jim and I : "Erm.....?!?"
Mirabelle and I are walking home from pre-school, she's pouting and huffing a little so I ask:
Me: "What's wrong Belly-bell?"
Mirabelle: "Mine tummy is sad and angry and cross mumma!"
Me: "Oh no, why?"
Mirabelle: "A-cos of you mummy! A-cos of you! You made my tummy sad and cross a-cos you tooks my lunch away and now my tummy is crying, can you hear it mummy? Can you? Waaaaah"
Me: (really trying not to laugh) "Mirabelle, mummy told you you had to eat your lunch, you took a long time and we had to leave for preschool, I said you could have it when we got home or I could throw it away, you said to throw it away. Does your tummy understand?"
Mirabelle: (In her most surliest voice) "I understand but not my tummy, it is cross and it's your fault".
They crack me up!
Sadly today has been less fun, Beebe is possibly suffering from the same sickness thing that randomly hit Mirabelle on Saturday. Mirabelle however yikked and was fine. Beebe has not yikked (she's really phobic about sick which is slightly disconcerting) but she's utterly useless. I am trying to be compassionate understanding mummy but her lolloping and self-pitying are slightly tiring, especially at 40 weeks pregnant. They are both sleeping. Beebe will hopefully wake feeling slightly better tho' she has been whimpering some so I shan't hold my breath. I was intending on walking them to the co-op, a stomp to blow the cobwebs away. We shall see.
Oh and Yes, I am "still here" and no I "haven't had it yet". Honestly, I know people are making friendly conversation, but the latter especially drives me bonkers. I want to say "Oh yes, I had it two weeks ago but left it at home and stuffed a football up my top for shits and giggles".
From the mouth of babes.
The girls are in the bath with me, I get out, Jim gets in (a regular occurrence).
Beebe - points to Jim's man-bits, "I need a willy like THAT to play with"
Me (sniggersnigger) "Do you?"
Beebe: "I most seriously do you know. A nice big willy to play with would be good."
Mirabelle: "Can I have one too?"
Jim and I : "Erm.....?!?"
Mirabelle and I are walking home from pre-school, she's pouting and huffing a little so I ask:
Me: "What's wrong Belly-bell?"
Mirabelle: "Mine tummy is sad and angry and cross mumma!"
Me: "Oh no, why?"
Mirabelle: "A-cos of you mummy! A-cos of you! You made my tummy sad and cross a-cos you tooks my lunch away and now my tummy is crying, can you hear it mummy? Can you? Waaaaah"
Me: (really trying not to laugh) "Mirabelle, mummy told you you had to eat your lunch, you took a long time and we had to leave for preschool, I said you could have it when we got home or I could throw it away, you said to throw it away. Does your tummy understand?"
Mirabelle: (In her most surliest voice) "I understand but not my tummy, it is cross and it's your fault".
They crack me up!
Sadly today has been less fun, Beebe is possibly suffering from the same sickness thing that randomly hit Mirabelle on Saturday. Mirabelle however yikked and was fine. Beebe has not yikked (she's really phobic about sick which is slightly disconcerting) but she's utterly useless. I am trying to be compassionate understanding mummy but her lolloping and self-pitying are slightly tiring, especially at 40 weeks pregnant. They are both sleeping. Beebe will hopefully wake feeling slightly better tho' she has been whimpering some so I shan't hold my breath. I was intending on walking them to the co-op, a stomp to blow the cobwebs away. We shall see.
Oh and Yes, I am "still here" and no I "haven't had it yet". Honestly, I know people are making friendly conversation, but the latter especially drives me bonkers. I want to say "Oh yes, I had it two weeks ago but left it at home and stuffed a football up my top for shits and giggles".