Quick, Quick, Snow
Currently watching Snow White and the Huntsman. The opening of this really does not compute. Why kill the king before you are crowned - and why keep Snow White alive? We are very fond of the modern translation of the Lord's prayer being used.
Snow's now running through the castle as if she hadn't been locked up for years! Does she have an exercise bike????
Filmakers take note: just because a horse is the same colour as another horse (both flea-bitten greys) does not mean that one horse can be mistaken for another horse. And yes, Snow, leave an obviously magical animal to die....
"I have no power in the Dark Forest." And she's an ebil queen/vampire. Why? It all seems rather arbitary to say the least.
Chris, is that meant to be a (cod) Orish accent?
We have come to the conclusion that Snow is a Disney princess (it's that dress!) despite it being a Universal film.
Trolls in the daylight! Whatever next? It's kinda cute, in an ugly way. Sorta.
What are all these decent actors - especially Theron whose wicked queen is much more beautiful than Snow - doing in this movie?
Oooh, look, furry snakes and tortoises! The home of the fairies is 'sanctuary'? That's a new one. By the way, the CGI of the beasties is crap.
Why is that stag wearing a sapling on his bonce?
God, this is stupid. Why have they all taken off their helmets while fighting in a castle?
Snow's now running through the castle as if she hadn't been locked up for years! Does she have an exercise bike????
Filmakers take note: just because a horse is the same colour as another horse (both flea-bitten greys) does not mean that one horse can be mistaken for another horse. And yes, Snow, leave an obviously magical animal to die....
"I have no power in the Dark Forest." And she's an ebil queen/vampire. Why? It all seems rather arbitary to say the least.
Chris, is that meant to be a (cod) Orish accent?
We have come to the conclusion that Snow is a Disney princess (it's that dress!) despite it being a Universal film.
Trolls in the daylight! Whatever next? It's kinda cute, in an ugly way. Sorta.
What are all these decent actors - especially Theron whose wicked queen is much more beautiful than Snow - doing in this movie?
Oooh, look, furry snakes and tortoises! The home of the fairies is 'sanctuary'? That's a new one. By the way, the CGI of the beasties is crap.
Why is that stag wearing a sapling on his bonce?
God, this is stupid. Why have they all taken off their helmets while fighting in a castle?