moving up and out of hell.
Is it normal to be afraid of success? Being melodramatic takes an emence amount of consentration, did you know that?
nah i changed my mind i wanna talk about something else.....(*hear the spinning of a wheel just offstage.*)
religion it is.....
My father was born a trusting fool, with years of dedicated study he became a sinner of grand proportions.....but hypocrisy knows no bounds, because you see he prays for MY soul.
My mother was born with freedom of choice, vowing to take a pilgramage some where some day, to obtain somma dat life experience folks keep talking bout.....She claims to be spiritual, but she has no spirit.
My aunt goes to church and has no soul.
My grandma is pure but will surely roast for her apathy towards organized religion.
Then theirs Russell who seems to be cleansed of faith, more reasons to wanna sin.
And myself who practices nothing, has studied many paths, proclaiming finally that I am agnostic (a cop out.) but have recently entertained the idea of converting to hedonism.
Roach however should be the first Rabbiest to the church of cathudism.
A religion so streamlined and custom fit to her unique insanity, it hurts to believe it!
She believes that all dogs go to heaven and mormons get reincarnated as toilet brushes and cigarette filters. Its been told on high that our high rabbiest will recieve 8 hannumas gifts, that she will go kosher for lent, and that ham and cheese will only be eaten under a full moon.
nah i changed my mind i wanna talk about something else.....(*hear the spinning of a wheel just offstage.*)
religion it is.....
My father was born a trusting fool, with years of dedicated study he became a sinner of grand proportions.....but hypocrisy knows no bounds, because you see he prays for MY soul.
My mother was born with freedom of choice, vowing to take a pilgramage some where some day, to obtain somma dat life experience folks keep talking bout.....She claims to be spiritual, but she has no spirit.
My aunt goes to church and has no soul.
My grandma is pure but will surely roast for her apathy towards organized religion.
Then theirs Russell who seems to be cleansed of faith, more reasons to wanna sin.
And myself who practices nothing, has studied many paths, proclaiming finally that I am agnostic (a cop out.) but have recently entertained the idea of converting to hedonism.
Roach however should be the first Rabbiest to the church of cathudism.
A religion so streamlined and custom fit to her unique insanity, it hurts to believe it!
She believes that all dogs go to heaven and mormons get reincarnated as toilet brushes and cigarette filters. Its been told on high that our high rabbiest will recieve 8 hannumas gifts, that she will go kosher for lent, and that ham and cheese will only be eaten under a full moon.