ok, christmas.
kimi sits down at home to play a nice family game of cards...she feels sick and cursedly crampy.mother plies her with booze (shes an ex bar wench..so this is usually good) kimi sips slightyly.cant eat for fear of vomit (oh the lovelyness of the monthly) because of these things combines with the shadows produced by fishnet....come to mean ... KIMI IS SHOOTING UP..accusations fly .kimi has to roll up her sleeve and get angrily defensive. mother appologized for the imagined track marks, kimi glares ..and drinks more..manages to eat .feels better.until the devilled egg....family plays ping pong ..kimi kicks ass...but melvin kicked more ass..he swaggers irritably afterwards...err melvin..the first 4 nephews and sister and brother in law show up...we attempt to attck with silly string but they're inside before we can get em....last 3 adn set of set os step-inlaws show up..lots of child chasing ensues with no more drug references..and few lesbian accusations..i love family . i was curled up on the couch when my sister denise arrives ..hi dee merry.. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING??....kimi isnt even really dressed THAT odd...wearing her red "party/nin dress" with big foofie white crinoline underneath (the nephews are afeared of auntie kimis "bigg ffraking dressie)and some greeen an black striped stoclings..no make up .,hair is undone...i love you too dee....things are fine after this we eat well ..i drink in moderation then get horribly spoiled
my faverite being a LOVELY 7 pound bullet belt...sigh..i is wearing this now..yes indeed i is..mwa ha..also a sewing machine and accessories..much needed,then the things i dont need,liek an mp3 player..i dont have acomputer to download music off of...or know how..but we shall see..hopefully i can cajole the boss into letting me use this comp...also got snuggly things..fleece sheets.,.mmm so warm and comfy..a chenile (think neon pink and super soft cat fur length hairy) comforter and count em 5 hello kitty jammie bottoms and 2 hello kitty tops.i pair hello kitty oanties and 2 pairs hellp kitty socks...did i mention i have alot of hello kitty crap??merry drug free xmas
i like stupid quizes
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?