NEDS!
[begin ned rant] see th nex wee tube at cums oan msn an toks tae me lyke is a swear am gonnae swing fur em! Dae they no no at ye canny underston em wen ey tok lyke is, an enyway er only eliven an er no a proper ned yit, ey jist hink ey ur. Ey pyoor do ma nut in man, a swear a wanna murdur eh lot ae em! so see eh next wee ned at cums oan an toks tae me lyke is man a swear am gonna fukin blok eh lot ae yz an hit ye wae yr boto ae buki! {end ned rant]
And doent that feel so much better people
And doent that feel so much better people