Scoop OR serve?

[lil_megs_1984]

dkean22925: infomercial QUICK b4 i go!

dkean22925: ready set go!

a R Tic mOn K: Where???

a R Tic mOn K: i dont see one

dkean22925: chop and scoop

a R Tic mOn K: no no no chop and serve

dkean22925: y chop and serve?

a R Tic mOn K: why not

dkean22925: i dunno gimmie a reasoning

a R Tic mOn K: it can cut thru the onion like a tomato

dkean22925: when scooped?

a R Tic mOn K: when served