the missing piece
jesus christ man, there was a giant fucking plant in the backseat of my car today. imagine my surprise when i caught a glimpse of the leafy green bastard in my rear-view mirror. and then just like that, the pigs were on my tail again-i for once had no clue why i was being pulled over, other than that i might very well have been swerving drunkenly across the snow-covered roads. So, sweating bullets, despite knowing i was rolling clean, i engage with Officer Adam; turns out my god-damned license plate was covered in snow, and Adam seems to think that this is an offense worthy of a complete traffic stop. All in all, i was less scathed by the outcome than was possible-thank heavens i had the good sense to remove the tree from my back seat before being pulled over. god knows what that jumpy green bastard might have done if unleashed upon unsuspecting Officer Adam, whose number i got, by the way...
how's it going to end...
how's it going to end...