trip the crip
Things that rock about having a cane:
1. People get the hell out of your way.
2. If people don't get the hell out of the way, you've got a stick-whack 'em.
3. People let you go ahead of them, even though they know damn well they were there first.
4. Poking.
5. Prodding.
6. Annoying little kids look at you funny and whisper, so you have an excuse to scowl at them instead of people thinking you're just being a miserable bastard.
7. You're always prepared for spontaneous song and tap-dance numbers.
That's about it.
scrip count: 10
1. People get the hell out of your way.
2. If people don't get the hell out of the way, you've got a stick-whack 'em.
3. People let you go ahead of them, even though they know damn well they were there first.
4. Poking.
5. Prodding.
6. Annoying little kids look at you funny and whisper, so you have an excuse to scowl at them instead of people thinking you're just being a miserable bastard.
7. You're always prepared for spontaneous song and tap-dance numbers.
That's about it.
scrip count: 10