o gawd
mi uncel tr1ed 2 rpe me 2day!! he wuz liek "commher n unwrap ur bday presnt!" n i wuz liek "my bday wuz ysterdy! u must b trin 2 rape mi!!!!!!!" so i kncked hm in da shinz n i ran 2 da Boys and Girls Club of Illinois whre i plyd hoopz wit hot 1/2nked boiz! lol den i kizzed em!!!da rest of da storie is 2 pr0n0grafix 4 u allz lol.