End of The World
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This took a while to copy down all the words, but here it is:
OK, here is the earth, chilling. Dang, that is a sweet Earth you might say. Alright, ruling out, the ice capes melting, meteor is becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitly going to blow ourselves up.
OK, so basically, we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us....with nukes. We've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else...whatever. Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down. So we launch a nuke a China. While its on its way Chinas like: Shit Shit, who the fuck is shooting at us? Oh well, fire missles!
Then France is like, shit guys, we got ze missles are coming, fire our shit!(But I am le tired) Well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES! Meanwhile Australia is down there like: WTF mate? India, Isreal, and Pakistan launch their shit so now we've got missles flying everywhere passing each other. Russias like: AAHHHIMONTHELINE! Then Englands like: bout that time eh chaps.....righto. So now the U.S. is like: Fuck, we're dumbasses. Canadas like: What's going on, eh? Australias still like: WTF? Mars is laughing at us and huge large meteor is like fuck that. So, now we've got nuclear winter. Everyones dead except Australia and they're like WTF? But they'll be dead soon......fucking kangaroos.
But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too. THE END!
This took a while to copy down all the words, but here it is:
OK, here is the earth, chilling. Dang, that is a sweet Earth you might say. Alright, ruling out, the ice capes melting, meteor is becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitly going to blow ourselves up.
OK, so basically, we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us....with nukes. We've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else...whatever. Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down. So we launch a nuke a China. While its on its way Chinas like: Shit Shit, who the fuck is shooting at us? Oh well, fire missles!
Then France is like, shit guys, we got ze missles are coming, fire our shit!(But I am le tired) Well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES! Meanwhile Australia is down there like: WTF mate? India, Isreal, and Pakistan launch their shit so now we've got missles flying everywhere passing each other. Russias like: AAHHHIMONTHELINE! Then Englands like: bout that time eh chaps.....righto. So now the U.S. is like: Fuck, we're dumbasses. Canadas like: What's going on, eh? Australias still like: WTF? Mars is laughing at us and huge large meteor is like fuck that. So, now we've got nuclear winter. Everyones dead except Australia and they're like WTF? But they'll be dead soon......fucking kangaroos.
But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too. THE END!