Bubba was home
We got to go see Bubba sing last night. Stevie threw a temper tantrum because he couldn't get an ice cream. What a baby. We got glow sticks and lanyards and a teeshirt. It was preety cool. He singed by himself and he even played his Guitar. It was loud like for Nsync. I liked it.
I have a girlfriend now. Her name is Christina. I tooked her to McDonalds and bought her lunch with my lawn mowing money. I even let her get Supersize and an Apple Pie and Sundae. She eats alot. I like her. I kissed her and touched her boobies like Trace told me to do. I got to squeeze her booty too, like Bubba used to do to Britney. Christina is going to marry me and when she's too old, I'll marry someone else.
Pirates of the Caribbeaan was really good. Stevie cried when he couldn't have Milk Duds. What a baby. Bubba didn't spank him and should have. Mama does. We got popcorn, hot dogs, soda, and licorice though. Bubba tried being funny and got a pickle. He bit it then almost threw up. It was really cool. Stacy Oricco was really nice too. I wanted to kiss her, but Bubba said no and wacked me on my head.
Trace let me shoot a beer can off his head too with my b.b.gun. Trace told me all about girls because Bubba's "half gay" and wouldn't tell me. Trace is so cool. He is so nice and tells me the coolest stories. He said I could even kiss his girlfriend! She's pretty too. Maybe if Christina gets old.
Whats rape?
I'm going to the creek with my dog later for more crawdads. I might take Stevie. He's good at holding the bucket and spotting them in the water. I wish Bubba could of stayed longer so he could of helped me. He's the best crawdaddy catcher I know. He told me he will be home for Stevie's birthday and thats soon. I miss him. Maybe JC will come this time. And Chris! Or Joey! Not Steve. He's always laughing too loud about girls. Lance could stay with us. He lets me sip his beers. Daddy said we might get to go to Florida to see Mickey next week and to see Bubba and Nsync too. I hope so. If Stevie is good, I bet we go. He throws a lot of fits. Maybe he can be good for one week, so Daddy will take us to see Bubba play basketball.
I have to let Stevie play his Blue Clues computer game. Bye!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS MY GIRLFRIEND! Woo!
I have a girlfriend now. Her name is Christina. I tooked her to McDonalds and bought her lunch with my lawn mowing money. I even let her get Supersize and an Apple Pie and Sundae. She eats alot. I like her. I kissed her and touched her boobies like Trace told me to do. I got to squeeze her booty too, like Bubba used to do to Britney. Christina is going to marry me and when she's too old, I'll marry someone else.
Pirates of the Caribbeaan was really good. Stevie cried when he couldn't have Milk Duds. What a baby. Bubba didn't spank him and should have. Mama does. We got popcorn, hot dogs, soda, and licorice though. Bubba tried being funny and got a pickle. He bit it then almost threw up. It was really cool. Stacy Oricco was really nice too. I wanted to kiss her, but Bubba said no and wacked me on my head.
Trace let me shoot a beer can off his head too with my b.b.gun. Trace told me all about girls because Bubba's "half gay" and wouldn't tell me. Trace is so cool. He is so nice and tells me the coolest stories. He said I could even kiss his girlfriend! She's pretty too. Maybe if Christina gets old.
Whats rape?
I'm going to the creek with my dog later for more crawdads. I might take Stevie. He's good at holding the bucket and spotting them in the water. I wish Bubba could of stayed longer so he could of helped me. He's the best crawdaddy catcher I know. He told me he will be home for Stevie's birthday and thats soon. I miss him. Maybe JC will come this time. And Chris! Or Joey! Not Steve. He's always laughing too loud about girls. Lance could stay with us. He lets me sip his beers. Daddy said we might get to go to Florida to see Mickey next week and to see Bubba and Nsync too. I hope so. If Stevie is good, I bet we go. He throws a lot of fits. Maybe he can be good for one week, so Daddy will take us to see Bubba play basketball.
I have to let Stevie play his Blue Clues computer game. Bye!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS MY GIRLFRIEND! Woo!