i saw this on several user posts...
Directions:
1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page 50
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page 100
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page 150
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph.
This is Fifi with her daughters, 4 year old Flossi and 9 year old Fanni. "You're the most exciting thing here since Denise Maddon ran off with the milkboy," said Paula. "Fine." His voice when he said 'Pardon' was weak, like a woman's. There was much rejoicing at the wedding, and they all lived happily ever after.
1) when asked "what kind of legs are featured in a menu?" i said "buffalo, oh no wait, that's the wings" and then my mom said "no, hunny, those are chicken wings, not really buffalo" lol, i'm so dumb! now my parents call me jessica.
2) fragglerocker327: is not knowing anything about napoleon bad?KK Bug: No because Napolean is dumb, and so then are all the French and since Louis the Sun King said France is the center of Europe, therefore all of Europe is dumb too!
3) Why couldn't G-Unit take the bus?
Because they didn't have 50 Cent!
4) Kenikala is my Hawaiian name... that is what I will be going by from now on!