yo momma
I just found these...most of them I don't get myself...but the sheer amount of nerdiness cracks me up.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0
Your mom is so stupid she tried to find the total area of the graph under the function F(x)=sin x over the interval -1
If your mom were an Argand Diagram, then 4+3i in polar form would be 5cis(Your Mom)
Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor.
Your Mom is so dumb she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem to solve an obtuse triangle.
Your Mom's muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so ugly, that Pythagoreans wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle!!!
The volume of your mom is an improper integral.
The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA
Your mom is like HTML a tiny and a whole lot a
If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.
Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance
The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat!
Your Mom must be named Jean, because she has Jean's Mass!
Your mom's such a nerd, her G-spot is (6.6726 ± 0.0001)x10 -11 N·m 2 /kg
Your Mom is so stupid, she took a rigid body mechanics class because she wanted to meet hot guys.
Your mom's weight is the answer to Fermat's equation
Your mom is a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially
Your Mom is so fat that she can theoretically eat as much as she wants and can't get any fatter or she would create a spinning vortex and engulf herself.
Your Mom is such a ho even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Your Mom is so stupid, her exchange particle is a "moron"
Your Mom is so large that, in theory, she can see the universe dying around her.
Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0
Your mom is so stupid she tried to find the total area of the graph under the function F(x)=sin x over the interval -1
If your mom were an Argand Diagram, then 4+3i in polar form would be 5cis(Your Mom)
Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor.
Your Mom is so dumb she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem to solve an obtuse triangle.
Your Mom's muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so ugly, that Pythagoreans wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle!!!
The volume of your mom is an improper integral.
The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA
Your mom is like HTML a tiny and a whole lot a
If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.
Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance
The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat!
Your Mom must be named Jean, because she has Jean's Mass!
Your mom's such a nerd, her G-spot is (6.6726 ± 0.0001)x10 -11 N·m 2 /kg
Your Mom is so stupid, she took a rigid body mechanics class because she wanted to meet hot guys.
Your mom's weight is the answer to Fermat's equation
Your mom is a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially
Your Mom is so fat that she can theoretically eat as much as she wants and can't get any fatter or she would create a spinning vortex and engulf herself.
Your Mom is such a ho even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Your Mom is so stupid, her exchange particle is a "moron"
Your Mom is so large that, in theory, she can see the universe dying around her.
Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!