Their cars are exotic.
Their buses are tall.
Their statues are golden.
And their giant clocks are named Big Ben.
These soldiers march down the street every day. It's pretty rad.
The old and the new!
Tower Bridge, not London Bridge.. :'(
He didn't budge.
Strange store name, or restaurant name, or whatever the hell that is.
Le White Cliffs of Dover.
Paris is purty.
The Eiffel Tower.
The Eiffel Tower, enlightened.
The Eiffel Tower, looking down on you.
The Notre Dame Cathedral.
Poor kid.
Views from le tower.
Proof I was there, bitches.
We went to this place called the Sun Palace, and the ceilings were pretty.
Crazy French cartoons.
The most perfect French town, ever.
Switzerland is the most beautiful fucking place ever, now it's time for a torrent of pictures to show it in all its glory.
An amazingly cool rodent.
A nice widdle bwidge.
Quite a selection.
Me and my father, having some beer steins.
Some giant Italian cathedral, located in Milan.
It's like a portal into another world, dude.
The largest, most extravagant Catholic Church in the world. It's fucking ridiculous inside there.
Some nice Ancient Roman ruins.
Romans are such punks.
The fountain.
Ruins of a city that was inhabited two thoursand years ago. They dug it all up.
Their hygienic public toilets.
Last one of the city.
The Colosseum, but everyone's already seen that 1,684 times.
Futuristic Eyetalian furniture.
Our Asian opera singer. Good times.
Okay so this is inside the Sistine Chapel. They don't allow pictures so of course I had to be very sneaky. That's why there was no flash and because they're fuzzy. The first is this gigantic wall that tells about what happens in the Apocalypse, and the second is the most famous painting in the place, where Adam is given life by God. I rule.
David.
Fucking Venice. It was so hot that day.
The gondola ride!
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The official balcony of Juliet.
Austria.
More Austria.
Me on a tower in Austria.
And that's it for Austria.
The largest beer hall in Germany. It even looks as if I've had a few. teehee. Too bad it was 10 in the morning there.
Even the Germans love the Beatles!
Nice German countryside.
A big ol' castle.
Amsterdam!
Me in Amsterdam!
And that is everything my friends, this update took a long fucking time.