you fuckers don't even know...

Jan 06, 2007 00:03

I TOTALLY QUIT SMOKING! However, I came up with this whole thing... once upon a time I quit for like 4 months right? Everyone I knew still smoked so if I ever went out like say to eat we were in smoking section. Clubs, cars, shows, etc.. smoking all day. Whatever...

You see people, I'm what I would like to consider a 'Non Practicing Smoker'. I could never sit in the non smoking side of a restaurant... it's weird over there. I think in my entire 24.5+ years of living I can count all of the times my family (past and present) have ever sat in non smoking on one hand. ONE HAND!

The point is people is that I'm not a NON smoker. They're like a cult... they have pamphlets, they have commercials... they have UNNATURALLY WHITE TEETH!!! LOOK AT JON BON JOVI! OMFG MEDIA LIKE A HEALTHY HITLER!!! I'm not one of the 'TRUTH' people, I'm not going to run around and break cigarettes and go on some crazy rant inspired by that gum dude in Clerks.. oh no, I'm not going to do any of that because I'm just not down. WTF?

So yeah, I'm a non practicing smoker. word.

~m

anti non smoker

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