do this or i might cry.

Jul 14, 2005 14:29

stolen from maddycat

My name:
Take a stab at my middle name:
Where did we meet:
How long have you known me:
Do I smoke:
Have I ever done drugs:
(Bonus Question #1: Have I ever done drugs with YOU?)
Do I believe in God:
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
Color of my eyes:
Do I have any siblings and if so, what are their names and ages:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
(Bonus question #2: Have I ever done it with YOU?)
What was one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favorite type of music:
Am I an optimistic or a pessimistic person:
What's my occupation:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend:
(Bonus Question #3: Have I ever wanted to kick your ass?)
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring:
If you knew tomorrow was the last day you'd ever see me, what would you say to me:

aaaaaaaand for your daily dose of fucked up humor i give you Death Rock Girl to the tune of Dead Milkmen's Punk Rock Girl:

One Saturday I took a walk in Bauhaus Land
I met a girl there who said "Kiss on my hand!"

Death Rock Girl! Skinny pale bitch
Death Rock Girl! Wants to be a witch
She dresses all in black
Drinks your blood for a snack
Death Rock Girl

I asked her quite poetically, "Are you Goth or Death?"
She said she wasn't sure, but here's some crystal meth.
Death Rock Girl! Will life never end?
Death Rock Girl! Rozz fucked all your friends
And that lunch box for a purse
Yes you're a curse
Death Rock Girl

We went to Helter Skelter and danced really really weird
I met all of your bisexual friends
We talked about Satan, the art world and the Cure
You offered me some acid, said Ministry was coming soon
One of your fat friend threw a fit and started crying really hard
You said "Just ignore her, she does this all the time!"
You showed me all your scars
Up and down your wrists
Said you tried to kill yourself
For the love of Robert Smith

Death Rock Girl! Likes to read Anne Rice
Death Rock Girl! Has pubescent lice
Your mom's in Psychic TV
Oh you're for me
Death Rock Girl

We went to a graveyard at the stroke of midnight
We danced around the graves until the cops stopped us
Asked us what we were doing, she said "Satanic rites!"
So they said they should arrest us and thought that we were sick
So she gave the cops a blow job and they let us go!
We went to get some bondage gear
Lots of whips and chains
Said "I think that pizza dough
Is eating up your brains!"

Death Rock Girl! Boring poetry
Death Rock Girl! Exploring sodomy
Peter Murphy is your God
You stupid broad
Death Rock Girl

I went over to your home to come and pick you up
You said you'd be a minute, you had to freshen up
So I waited for five hours, I knew something was wrong
Then I realized that's how long it takes
To put your makeup on
We went on down to Melrose
To buy you some new shoes.
You bought another rosary
You're never gonna use

Death Rock Girl! Go die your hair
Death Rock Girl! Does me anywhere
She likes Current 93!!
Oh sleep with me
Death Rock Girl
Death Rock Girl! Leads an evil life
Death Rock Girl! Please be my wife
We'll name our kid Lestat
Your friends are really fat
Death Rock Girrrlll!!!!
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