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Jun 01, 2006 22:12

You know you're from Rockland when...

- You still refer to the Palisades Center as the "new mall"

- After your prom you took a limo to the City orJersey Shore to party

- You get mad at Long Islanders who call you upstaters, and you're closer to the city than they are

- However, you still refer to orange county as upstate

- You think New Jersey is the armpit of America but you still go there to get gas and no sales tax

- Your nights usually end at an overpriced diner eating crappy food at 2 AM

- You use the Palisades Parkway to get anywhere more than 5minutes from your house

- Part of your childhood was spent swimming in a town pool

- You have spent hours aimlessly driving around because there is "nothing else to do"

- You spend $30 on an average Friday night eating dinner and seeing a movie at the mall

- You've driven through Nyack looking for Rosie O'Donnell's house

- Either your parents or grandparents are originally from the city

- At least every 6 months there seems to be at least 1 new housing or condo development near your house

- You've driven to the 24 hour McDonald's in Nanuet at 3 AM

- RCC might as well be your high school's 13th grade

- If you see a really bitchy or jappy girl you think they just might be from New City

- You have swerved to not hit a deer but have swerved to hit a hassidic

-You wonder how the Nanuet Mall stays in business

- You understand the joke "The quickest way from Africa to Israel is Rt.
59"

- When you go to the mall every other day because theres nothing else to do!
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