X3

Sep 04, 2005 12:41

I would like to blame the following memes on, well, yira_heerai and askerian. But mostly yira!

Stolen from askerian.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1) Wufei
2) Heero
3) Shikamaru
4) Gaara
5) Hatsuharu
6) Hisoka
7) Kiba
8) Shinji
9) Inui
10) Kaidoh
11) Fred
12) George


Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Hisoka/Fred. XDD Cracktastic. Someone do write it, please. Especially about their respective magic and Hisoka's "I will fuck you"-ness and Fred just giving in. <3 Rawr.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Well. Duh. Would I put him in the list if he wasn't? Cause I'm shallow and superficial and only think about hot people dammit!

He's hot enough that I want to slash him with every other hot male character out there. XD How about that?

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

George gets Shinji pregnant... ^_^' How's that for a thought? XDDD It'd be pedophilia, but dammit it'd be hot. Rawr. Shinji would drive George crazy with his incessant mumbling about pregnancy precautions, but in the end they'd snuggle up beside the fireplace at night and cuddle. XDDD And this will be perfectly noncracktastic because, liek, George knows magic and can magically get Shinji pregnant. Yesh.

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?

Er. Any by disutansu or snowym oooor yeah. Cause they're the only ones I remember from inu_kai. XD

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Well, they do have common interests. XD The whole killing people thing. And Heero is naive/thick-headed enough to seem innocent in Hisoka's eyes and make him want to defile him. XD Yes, baby~~

5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Hatsuharu/Inui or Hatsuharu/Kaidoh. XD The latter. Because Kaidoh reminds me of Kyou and we all know how much Hatsuharu likes making Kyou beg for it... XDD Rawr.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Kiba walking into Heero and George. XDDD He'd ask to join. Yes. LOL.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Shikamaru/Kaidoh: Shikamaru finds everything to be too troublesome for him, especially this silent teenager that never speaks up about what he wants. Subsequently, Kaidoh is hurt deeply and cries many a night because of it. XD In the end, Kaidoh will explode and yell it all about to Shikamaru, who is now completely stunned. In the end they have hot mansex. The End.

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Wufei/Shinji fluff. >___< Well, I can't wrap my mind around that pairing, so no. XDDD Cause they're both those antsy kinds who don't like talking about their feelings, or are otherwise distracted from them, so yeah. XP

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Kiba/George. Er. "Man's Best (Fuck) Buddy." XD Yesh.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

Gaara deflower Wufei... LOL. Take him against his will. Break into his room at night, hold him with his sand, then fuck him all night long. Yes, I think that's a plan. XDDD

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

Erm~ I'm thinking all God-fearing Naruto fans do. XD Cause he is suuuuch a slut. Yes, go Kiba~~ Fuck em hard~

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

XDD Well, I know someone who would adamantly oppose that~

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

*drool* ponderosa draws everything. Yes.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

Heero/Shika/Gaara.. XD If anyone would, I would love you forever.

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?

Kaidoh: "Inui-sempai! *orgasms*" *snickers*

If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?

Pi by Inui Sadaharu.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

Wufei/Hisoka/George... XDDD Crack. Homocidal/suicidal sex. Abuse of bubblegum. Uke being un-uke-like.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Heero: "I could give you pointers on how to train your body (to do my will, SLAVE)." Yes. Either that or. "Fuck me now, or I will kill you." XDD Straight-forward one, that one is.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Wah~ Too long ago. Um. XD Probably in early August. *sniggers*

What is 6's super-sekrit kink?

... XDD He likes sweet innocent boys using bubble gum in the wrongest ways on him. <33

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Eh, maybe not. Cause it'd be like shagging his brother, Percy. XD Then again, we all know that Fred is a horny bastard and would shag anything on two legs. <33 Sooo, drunk it is.

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?

Shikamaru or Kiba? XD Definitely Kiba. Silly meme.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Lemme replace that with names first and I just might be able to answer... XD

Wufei/Inui, Inui runs off with Gaara (who probably kidnapped him), Wufei fucks Kaidoh (OMG manstealer!), kinda gets together with George, then listens to Hatsuharu's (demented, Black-controlled) advice, then falls in love with Shikamaru... Well, there you have it, folks, a true soap. XD

"Oddessy of a Soul"
"Young and the Shameless"
"Unexpected"
"Inner Journey"

...or something cliche like that.

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

XD I'd be in heaven.

Gacked from yira_heerai.

Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.


What do you think of me, iTunes?
Harumonia (Naruto)

Will I have a happy life?
Don't Look Back (Flame)

What do my friends really think of me?
Hitorigoto (LUNKHEAD) ahahahaha Japanese. T_T

Do people secretly lust after me?
Violation of the Rules (HAL) WTF they put a rule against that? XDDD No fair~~~

How can I make myself happy?
Siren (AKFG) That either means that I should marry a policeman or that I should scream like one. Yes.

What should I do with my life?
Wakamono X (Aliza Marie) The X sounds good. XD Yes, baby, yes~

Why must life be so full of pain?
Mirai no Kioku (YUKA) Something about the future. So~ My life is full of pain just so that the next generation will have a good life? Yes?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Cage (Dir en Grey) *dies*

Will I ever have children?
Current (Schwarz Stein) That means no, ladies and gentlemen. XD

Will I die happy?
Kuuki to Hoshi (Maaya Sakamoto) It was written in the stars- what??

Can you give me some advice?
I Think I Can (The Pillows) *dies laughing*

What do you think happiness is?
Hello Another Way (The Brilliant Green) Hey, happiness is another way to say hello? XD Well, I'll be damned.

What's my favorite fetish?
Koneko-chan (Takumi) Wrong. Wrong. VERY wrong. XDDD Not only bestiality, but pedophilia as well. *dies*

Okay, so a little bit about RL. School starts again on Tuesday, and so I will be yanked from my summer bliss and stuffed back into School Mode. *makes pseudo-serious face* Didn't expect to lose my freedom so soon, but s'my fault, isn't it? XD Been ignoring the prospect too long. *moue*

There was... a tornado(?) over here two weeks ago. Y'know, I've never heard of such things in Toronto. XD Tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes... They just don't come here, y'know? Since we're in the middle of nowhere. XD But yes, there was a tornado over here. Came with a few hours of rain/hail/sleet, which kinda sucked. I slept through half of it, I think. Houses got flooded, lights got knocked out...

Anyway, everything's pie now and I think I should start thinking fic ideas. :X
Previous post Next post
Up