GOD. DEBRA MORGAN. STOP BEING SO PERFECT.
Oh, Quinn. I love you, buddy, but I do not understand how you are still in possession of your balls. REALLY. If Deb doesn't castrate you, idkyourbff Liddy might and THAT IS SAD NEWS. fkjdksks.
Also, I may have cried inconsolably for about four whole minutes when Dexter told Aster he loved her. TOO MANY LOVE CONFESSIONS FOR ME TO TOLERATE IN THIS EPISODE. Best show in my life.
...I can't even get into the rest because I'm about ready to have a panic attack over Jordan Chase. This is why I watched on DVD for all the other seasons, fuck!