it's a tongue twister.
Okay, I just have to get this out there, and then I'm going to say (kind of) real things: MILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
All right.
So, today I cried a lot because I thought Nicole ditched me, but it turns out she just works for an even worse company than I do and they didn't let her leave until two hours after her shift was supposed to end. Have I mentioned she's not even eighteen? Haaaaaaaate. But, she finally called me and we went to a much later showing of the Book of Eli, which I'm pretty sure we agreed was awesome. There were some things I could've done without and WOW WAS THAT SOME MAGICAL GASOLINE THEY HAVE IN THE FUTURE, but fuck it. Denzel was a badass and Mila Kunis was... I don't even have actual words for how much I loved her. See above. She almost made me cry about seven different times. But, oh man. The future better not happen that way because I have REALLY SHAKY HANDS.
Also, if Sam and Dean ever had a couch, the couch in this movie would be the one they had. BEST THING EVER, JESUS CHRIST. Speaking of those motherfuckers, I told Nicole about the show getting renewed and she got even angrier than I did. It was actually fucking hilarious; we were IN THE RESTROOM and she started cursing up a storm. For someone who likes Jared far less than I do, Nicole was VERY UPSET about his life. This is coming from someone who very frequently refers to him as a mountain man.
On a somewhat related subject, we also discussed the fact that they are making another Pirates movie, and we share the complete opposite opinion about this: WANT WANT WANT. I am generally of the "let it die already" camp when it comes to sequels, but man, I could not be more excited about having Captain Jack Sparrow back in my life. NOT SORRY. Also, it didn't take more than walking past the Prince of Persia posters for me to convince Nicole to see it with me when it comes out. SCORE.
All right.
So, today I cried a lot because I thought Nicole ditched me, but it turns out she just works for an even worse company than I do and they didn't let her leave until two hours after her shift was supposed to end. Have I mentioned she's not even eighteen? Haaaaaaaate. But, she finally called me and we went to a much later showing of the Book of Eli, which I'm pretty sure we agreed was awesome. There were some things I could've done without and WOW WAS THAT SOME MAGICAL GASOLINE THEY HAVE IN THE FUTURE, but fuck it. Denzel was a badass and Mila Kunis was... I don't even have actual words for how much I loved her. See above. She almost made me cry about seven different times. But, oh man. The future better not happen that way because I have REALLY SHAKY HANDS.
Also, if Sam and Dean ever had a couch, the couch in this movie would be the one they had. BEST THING EVER, JESUS CHRIST. Speaking of those motherfuckers, I told Nicole about the show getting renewed and she got even angrier than I did. It was actually fucking hilarious; we were IN THE RESTROOM and she started cursing up a storm. For someone who likes Jared far less than I do, Nicole was VERY UPSET about his life. This is coming from someone who very frequently refers to him as a mountain man.
On a somewhat related subject, we also discussed the fact that they are making another Pirates movie, and we share the complete opposite opinion about this: WANT WANT WANT. I am generally of the "let it die already" camp when it comes to sequels, but man, I could not be more excited about having Captain Jack Sparrow back in my life. NOT SORRY. Also, it didn't take more than walking past the Prince of Persia posters for me to convince Nicole to see it with me when it comes out. SCORE.