you were so restless

[likewhoaaa]

so we found out SWEATSUIT aka SHARP TOOTH aka BABY KITTY aka BABY EATER aka BABY aka MANNY FRESH aka SHARPTOOTH BABY KITTY is actually a BABY PUSSY. mr manders and i went to the pet store and bought two mice for $2.29 each. (it turns out we could have bought a fake mouse full of catnip for $2.29 instead.) we brought the mice home with the full intention of making BABY KITTY tough. instead, as BABY KITTY was sniffing one of the mice, the mouse scratched him and BABY KITTY (now BABY PUSSY) ran into the closet. several more attempts were made in vain, but to no avail. BABY PUSSY has no interest in hunting, which removes all remaining guilt we had in keeping him indoors. MAR-GA-ROT made $2.00 from me and DAN in saying that BABY PUSSY was a prissy cat all along.

the players:

MAR-GAR-ROT


BABY PUSSY


DAN (fantasy reading dork)


i got all my hair cut off from a nasty old barber for $7.00.

. . . and for a reason that will go unexplained, a fireball came out of the oven and enveloped my face, burned off most of my eyelashes, most of my facial hair/pubescent whiskers, some eyebrows and left burned marks all over my face.
my eyelashes!

here is proof of both:


my eyelashes!