portland has so many crazies given its population mainly because maine has a good bottle deposit program. all of the crazies are the nicest, most non menacing people you could want populating the streets.
when i was in maine, i didnt encounter any crazies. however! i did encounter lots of rich tourists who came for the lobster.
the seattle crazies arent so non menacing. one of my favorite crazies from olympia is this guy who tells everbody ranier is gonna blow and if you dont accept jesus, youre gonna die. such a sweet old man<3
yah, in chicago i got the "hey honey, you dropped something back there" (i fall for it and look around) ..... "my heart".
most of the so called crazies in chicago just wanna scam you and try and get 20 bucks out of you for cleaning your shoes when you like them dirty in the first place sucka.
i read your journal. or at least i did today! and i was thuroughly amused for a few moments.
the thing that is most blasphemous about the town i live in is that there is -no- crazies whom roam the street. it is entirely disappointing.
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the seattle crazies arent so non menacing. one of my favorite crazies from olympia is this guy who tells everbody ranier is gonna blow and if you dont accept jesus, youre gonna die. such a sweet old man<3
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a. a man who stopped me and said "son, i think you dropped something back there." i looked confused. "son, i think you dropped your smile."
b. a guy who you paid to watch him set himself on fire.
c. a man who dressed his dog up in sunglasses and made him hold the money cup.
i can't think of any more, but seattle had the most i had ever seen.
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!!! ROFFLES! dude. he totally wanted to do you.
i miss crazies. im moving to chicago, so i think ill make up for the previous year's lack of crazies there.
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most of the so called crazies in chicago just wanna scam you and try and get 20 bucks out of you for cleaning your shoes when you like them dirty in the first place sucka.
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