the mating practices of the intelligentsia

[likewhoaaa]

this is a msn conversation by a couple of canadians. i changed their names, but you might be able to figure out who one of them is because i have made mention of him in previous entries. i promised danny i would post this and it is fairly amusing/disgusting/lame. it feels good to feel better than smart people.

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
anyway this convo is so over

the man without a BRAIN says:
why? why are you leaving me like this?

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i'm going to eat Hagen Das ice cream bar and study

the man without a BRAIN says:
wait wait...i miss you already

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
is this supposed to incite me to ignore you? stop being so verbose and sweet. I must go

the man without a BRAIN says:
i'm not trying to get you to ignore you: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU LITTLE GIRL

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i really want to give this to you but i guess it's a bad idea. I mistakenly listened to your mix cd all day and thought about you...oops

the man without a BRAIN says:
that's alright...i was thinking about you too

the man without a BRAIN says:
i like you a lot emily...

the man without a BRAIN says:
i like your face though

the man without a BRAIN says:
it's cute

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
no but my french teacher used to say that

the man without a BRAIN says:
oh, okay...well if you would like to go now i would understand but i like talking to you although i might have to leave and go read soon

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
You make love like no one else and you really really love me and I really really love you...and every move we make, every word we speak, every eye contact we make is permeated with this feeling

the man without a BRAIN says:
oh...okay...

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i won't forget that

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
maybe i'll go off msn for a while

the man without a BRAIN says:
alright...i'm sorry...i wasn't trying to be presumptuous; i was just being silly...NO...don't leave. please...you can't cut off contact with me...i would die

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i don't want to cut off contact with you but i want to make a decision about him and I separate from this so that might involve less contact which i’m sure you're not opposed to

the man without a BRAIN says:
whatever i like talking to you objectively...i hope i'm not swaying you in any way.

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
you're right, by talking to you i am manipulating your emotions

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
you're going to make me scream? hehe

the man without a BRAIN says:
tonight is no good

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
okay, morning or night?

the man without a BRAIN says:
and yes, one day i will make you scream again

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i can't wait

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
hehhe

the man without a BRAIN says:
like really fucking scream, so much so that your pelvis will grind into my face, you might even break my nose

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
woooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
heehehehhee please let me break your nose

the man without a BRAIN says:
yeah, that's pretty much what it will sound like

the man without a BRAIN says:
and then a crack

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
okay that sounds good, what about before dinner some time, we can work out before

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
nooo, you have a beautiful anglo-saxon nose

Em:" The sun is shining, the weather is sweet now" says:
and face

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
so so pretty

the man without a BRAIN says:
oh, and we're going to do all sorts of new stuff that we haven't done, and i'm going to turn you on your side and hit that g spot like that one time in your room

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
oh my my my

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
where did you read that????

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
can i borrow Emily's book? hehe

the man without a BRAIN says:
what you wanna trade secrets with your new lover? well fuck that, i'm the one who fucks you best! right?

the man without a BRAIN says:
lets just say i know what i'm doing especially when it comes to your body

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
right, and i already knew that trick

the man without a BRAIN says:
really, who tried it out on you?

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
sweet chil' of mine

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
okay i'm leaving

the man without a BRAIN says:
what? who the fuck did that to you

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
you did you bastard

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
now shut up you don't own me

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
and i don't own you

the man without a BRAIN says:
but you had read about it...or someone had done that?

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
what?

the man without a BRAIN says:
anyway the point being that one day i'm going to fuck your brains out

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i never read about it

the man without a BRAIN says:
like no one has before...

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
you have done that numerous times already

the man without a BRAIN says:
so someone did that to you?

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
forget so soon?

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i do it to myself

the man without a BRAIN says:
yeah, i'm confused too

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
hwehehlolololololol

the man without a BRAIN says:
but yeah, i'm going to fuck you hardcore one day again...and it will be good

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
enough about fucking fuck

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
fuck

the man without a BRAIN says:
no i like fucking

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
STOP IT

the man without a BRAIN says:
alright, go study psych

The BRAIN’s on and off ladyfriend says:
i'm going