you get yours
so a lot of shit has happened this past week and is going to happen in the week(s) to come. i think i shall (shall is the proper form for first-person singular. "i will" is technically incorrect. thank you mr. perkins and latin. kind of.) divide this entry into a list of good things and bad things.
obviously, starting with the BAD THINGS:
--- my good friend MAN DANDERSON left yesterday. he will no longer attend kenyon college for a number of reasons, basically an accumulation of stupid/hilarious shit. i might live with him in maine this summer. more on that further down.
--- crying when MAN DANDERSON left.
--- in addition to MR. DANDERSON, my friends ALLIE, JUSTIN, BEN, and CARLY are most likely NOT coming back next year. this is my circle of friends in my class. i am pretty depressed.
--- i am getting in trouble for a shitty bong in my room that wasn't even mine. and the worse part is the actual owners of the paraphernalia had PUT THEIR NAMES ON IT and it was still my fault because it was left in my room.
--- i left a bunch of books in the library on monday for a paper i am writing and the library returned them all. almost all of them came from different libraries. (bless you ohiolink). the paper is due on friday and i have no sources.
--- i have a lot of MAYAN HIEROGLYPHICS homework and don't know how to do any of it.
--- being awaken at 5 a.m. one morning for some bullshit 'hazing' for an organization i have no interest in joining. shortly after it started, one could see my silhouette running away in the pre-dawn light.
--- getting my JUNIOR MINTS that i mailed to my cousin in prison returned to me because of "unauthorized contents."
i think that was the first out-right bitching i have ever done in this journal. i am sorry for those of you who read it. now, on to the GOOD THINGS that happened this week:
--- alexander constantine walbridge telling me he was planning on returning next year and we will live next door to me.
--- seeing Malibu's Most Wanted on sunday with a certain ROSE. the movie was amazing. all the humour, drama, plot lapses, racist stereotypes, played-out plot lines that you could want. i was snacking on easter snack cakes i bought for a dollar during the movie. long live ANTHONY ANDERSON. may Kangaroo Jack have many sequels to come.
--- walking around all friday night with MAN DANDERSON. at dawn, we ran through this field covered in fog. we were skipping and running through billows of fog in dewey grass. after awhile, we noticed our tracks in the grass, so we made big designs in the grass.
--- seeing ELTON JOHN and BILLY JOEL last night. i got a free ticket for merely driving some girls to the show. ELTON played a full set. BILLY played a full set. then they played a set TOGETHER. hearing "benny and the jets" and "my life" played by both of them was amazing.
--- having a sweetheart.
--- i am thinking about moving to portland, maine this summer with MAN DANDERSON, MARGARET and NARA. NARA and MAN DANDERSON are planning on working on a lobster boat and MARGARET and i are planning on getting jobs.
--- the previously mentioned organization is being run into the ground, mainly due to its own incompetence.
--- there are only two weeks left of school.
--- the PHARCYDE is planning at my school on saturday for free. anyone is welcome to attend. i may be driving around in pick-up truck.
the good outweighs the bad. this seems temporary, however.
obviously, starting with the BAD THINGS:
--- my good friend MAN DANDERSON left yesterday. he will no longer attend kenyon college for a number of reasons, basically an accumulation of stupid/hilarious shit. i might live with him in maine this summer. more on that further down.
--- crying when MAN DANDERSON left.
--- in addition to MR. DANDERSON, my friends ALLIE, JUSTIN, BEN, and CARLY are most likely NOT coming back next year. this is my circle of friends in my class. i am pretty depressed.
--- i am getting in trouble for a shitty bong in my room that wasn't even mine. and the worse part is the actual owners of the paraphernalia had PUT THEIR NAMES ON IT and it was still my fault because it was left in my room.
--- i left a bunch of books in the library on monday for a paper i am writing and the library returned them all. almost all of them came from different libraries. (bless you ohiolink). the paper is due on friday and i have no sources.
--- i have a lot of MAYAN HIEROGLYPHICS homework and don't know how to do any of it.
--- being awaken at 5 a.m. one morning for some bullshit 'hazing' for an organization i have no interest in joining. shortly after it started, one could see my silhouette running away in the pre-dawn light.
--- getting my JUNIOR MINTS that i mailed to my cousin in prison returned to me because of "unauthorized contents."
i think that was the first out-right bitching i have ever done in this journal. i am sorry for those of you who read it. now, on to the GOOD THINGS that happened this week:
--- alexander constantine walbridge telling me he was planning on returning next year and we will live next door to me.
--- seeing Malibu's Most Wanted on sunday with a certain ROSE. the movie was amazing. all the humour, drama, plot lapses, racist stereotypes, played-out plot lines that you could want. i was snacking on easter snack cakes i bought for a dollar during the movie. long live ANTHONY ANDERSON. may Kangaroo Jack have many sequels to come.
--- walking around all friday night with MAN DANDERSON. at dawn, we ran through this field covered in fog. we were skipping and running through billows of fog in dewey grass. after awhile, we noticed our tracks in the grass, so we made big designs in the grass.
--- seeing ELTON JOHN and BILLY JOEL last night. i got a free ticket for merely driving some girls to the show. ELTON played a full set. BILLY played a full set. then they played a set TOGETHER. hearing "benny and the jets" and "my life" played by both of them was amazing.
--- having a sweetheart.
--- i am thinking about moving to portland, maine this summer with MAN DANDERSON, MARGARET and NARA. NARA and MAN DANDERSON are planning on working on a lobster boat and MARGARET and i are planning on getting jobs.
--- the previously mentioned organization is being run into the ground, mainly due to its own incompetence.
--- there are only two weeks left of school.
--- the PHARCYDE is planning at my school on saturday for free. anyone is welcome to attend. i may be driving around in pick-up truck.
the good outweighs the bad. this seems temporary, however.