☯ ninth watch; audio

Jan 22, 2011 01:04

[ filter to the malnosso ]
So, um... Hi. Evil overlord... kidnappers. Uh... I was wondering, um. If we could maybe have a TV? Um. Us at house 24. Oh, and, uh - some video games and a console?

That'd be awesome.

And... yeah. Uh, anything you could spare would be cool.
[/ filter ]Okay, quick question Luceti. Scifi or fantasy ( Read more... )

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 07:08:19 UTC
Scifi, though it isn't so fi for me. And brownies.

[He is silently laughing at your yelp, Andrew.]

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 07:10:05 UTC
Really? [ SO MUCH EXCITEMENT AT THAT. AND YOU AGREE. HALLELUJAH. ] What's your world like?

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 07:23:56 UTC
It's...difficult to say, actually. I would call it normal, but 'normal' is probably different for everyone here. I'm from Cardiff, Wales, Earth, but which Cardiff, Wales, Earth is harder to determine. I work-- worked for an organization that covertly deals with aliens and alien technology.

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 07:28:41 UTC
Dude! That's awesome! [ -- he's totally bouncing. ] Like, time travel, aliens -- [ he resists the urge to ask something specific. but. andrew's mind has limited settings.] -- for real?

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 07:35:26 UTC
Yes, for real. There's no real reason to keep it secret here. Not that we ever did the best job with that, anyway. But I sense you have questions.

[And Ianto has nothing better to do than answer. Plus, it's kind of amazing to be able to talk about this sort of thing with someone who doesn't already work for Torchwood.]

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 07:37:14 UTC
I work at the total opposite end of the spectrum. Um. My specialty is demon slaying and, uh, containment and stuff.

Like, what kind of aliens? [ daleks daleks daleks TIMELORDS -- down fanboy. down. ]

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 07:50:16 UTC
Really? We had a demon once. And something that might have been death incarnate. And faeries, not the sparkly benevolent kind. But unless something like that lands on our doorstep, mostly it's just aliens...accidental time travelers sometimes, too. Er, I don't know if the names will mean anything to you, but we've dealt with everything from Weevils and Hoixes to Nostrovites and Daleks.

[You get your wish, Andrew. Happy birthday? Ianto might be late. Or early.]

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 07:54:30 UTC
[ C-COUGH.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH GOD. ]

Did you just say daleks?! As in [ pause, and here's a pretty bad dalek impression, because his excitement is bubbling. ] EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. DUDE!

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 08:01:33 UTC
Yes, those Daleks. You have them too, I take it...

[BUT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT IT?!]

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 08:22:15 UTC
Yeah! I mean, well, no. Um. My world is full of demons, so, uh, never me personally! But, I mean, aliens! I knew they were out there!

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 08:30:23 UTC
You've heard stories about them, then.

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 08:31:02 UTC
Yeah.

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 22 2011, 08:36:01 UTC
They're easily the least fun to deal with. What sort of demons do you slay?

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[voice] likevegeta January 22 2011, 23:07:56 UTC
All kinds. Um. Any that start terrorizing the public or hurting people.

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[voice] suitedforcoffee January 23 2011, 07:01:06 UTC
Well it's always good to be of service to the public. Out of curiosity, have you ever encountered one called Abaddon?

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Re: [voice] likevegeta January 23 2011, 07:06:46 UTC
Abaddon? [ a long, thoughtful pause. ] ... Only in research. [ another beat. ] Okay, wait, dude - the Abaddon?

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