[JMM] TEN jobs you’d like to do

[likethemouse401]

As oppose to ten jobs I have done?

1. Working on an oil rig. Don't ask me why, but it just seems like one of those jobs you want to do, just to say you did it.
2. Stuntman. I'd be damn good at it

Comments

[xr5_365]

You'd look cute in the priest outfit.

i'll teach you to make the drinks. I used to bartend and mechanic is an awesome job. Especially if you work on exotics. I got to drive some sweet cars.

I haven't done any of the others.

[likethemouse401]

Think I could pull off the Roman collar? I've always thought my neck was a bit too stumpy for that.

I've always wanted to work on cars, but I've never had the opportunity. I always tended to work more upper class jobs.

[xr5_365]

It is too stumpy but you underestimate the power of your dimples. They override the stumpy neck. No one would notice.

Makes sense, given your chosen profession. You realize I'm getting completely spoiled. You kick me out and I'm going to have to start going for high end stuff.

[likethemouse401]

Ah, the power of the dimples -- they haven't let me down so far.

Luckily for you, I don't see myself kicking you out any time soon.

[xr5_365]

That is lucky for me but then I'm probably one of the few who can put up with you ;)

[likethemouse401]

Also very true. Apparently, when I'm not trying to charm you in order to empty your bank account, I'm not the most lovable person in the world.

And there is something irrevocably wrong about that statement.