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When I saw that someone had scrawled MY iPOD IS BETTER THAN YOUR iPOD across Saturn's bathroom wall, I simply chuckled to myself, "nah, silly, mine is better."
UNTIL TODAY
What the FUCK kind of FUCKING iPod doesn't turn on after charging for a day and a FUCKING half?! This is the day when my minimalist attributes that were like "wee, five buttons" finally receive the backhand. But fuck, if iPods actually acommodated a way to fix or replace shit yourself, you wouldn't look nearly as posh as you took thrity minutes to untangle your headphones and then strut your way to Jamba Juice. Good thing those four hundred dollar earplugs work to tune out any homeless pleas for change or you might still have a soul. And did you know they let blacks and gays buy these things? I can't heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, la lalalalalalala!
Thank you iPod company. Looking forward to iArmy.
UNTIL TODAY
What the FUCK kind of FUCKING iPod doesn't turn on after charging for a day and a FUCKING half?! This is the day when my minimalist attributes that were like "wee, five buttons" finally receive the backhand. But fuck, if iPods actually acommodated a way to fix or replace shit yourself, you wouldn't look nearly as posh as you took thrity minutes to untangle your headphones and then strut your way to Jamba Juice. Good thing those four hundred dollar earplugs work to tune out any homeless pleas for change or you might still have a soul. And did you know they let blacks and gays buy these things? I can't heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, la lalalalalalala!
Thank you iPod company. Looking forward to iArmy.