† Seven

[likesuperman]

If I wanted to freeze my nuts off I could have sat in a freezer.

Well today's a special winter day, isn't it? ...If you're a fucking moose. If you got fur on your nuts it's been a fucking festival.

[ooc; Quoting this here. Sorry I really could not resist. XD First strike is gone. Second strike is mildly hackable for the lulz.]