Property

Jul 01, 2007 20:39

Title: Property
Author: likestowrite
Pairing:  Ianto/Jack (Team are there also)
Spoilers: None
Rating: U
Summary: Ianto is having a slow day and has nothing better to do...besides Jack
Disclaimer: No copy right intended. I have no financial gain from this, it's just a bit of fun. Characters belong to R.TD

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“Tosh, do you know anything about these?” Ianto asked waving pieces of paper at her

“Nope, sorry” She said after flicking through them, “I didn’t know you were looking for a new place”

“Nor did I” Ianto said distractedly, moving on to Owen

“Did you want my approval on a new shag-pad or something?” Ianto asked not in the mood for Owens little games

“Well your approvals sadly lacking so I doubt it”

“Forever the charmer”

“How you get the ladies mate”

“If you say so”

“Not mine, maybe they’re Gwen’s”

“Where is she?”

“I dunno”

Ianto went off to Jacks office, determined to get to the bottom of the mystery (well it was a slow day and he had nothing better to do)

“Jack have you seen Gwen?” Ianto asked walking into his office

“Yes I’m here” she said, from sitting on Jack’s desk

“Mm, as ever” Ianto said with venom before his brain could sensor it.

“Ooh what have you got there” she said bounding over to him like a woman possessed

“What, these aren’t yours?”

“Pfft, I wish, but I can’t afford any of them. Do you think Jack would give me a raise?”

“If you ask nicely”

“Who’s asking whom for what nicely?” Jack said whilst climbing the ladder from his quarters, which he rarely used now preferring to spend time at Ianto’s.

“I’m impressed you got the who and the whom the right way round” Gwen said still flicking through the property pages

“Ianto has that effect on me,” Jack said crossing the room to him “don’t you?”

“I try my best”

Ianto stole a kiss when Gwen wasn’t looking

“Oh jack can I have a raise?” Gwen asked in hope

“Mm, what?” Jack said removing his hand from Ianto’s arse and moving it to his back, before Gwen looked up from the houses

“A raise, you know, increase in pay?”

“I know what one is, what about it?”

“Can I have one?”

“Ooo, I don’t know, Ianto what do you think; has she earned one?”

“I wouldn’t say she hasn’t” Ianto bantered

“In that case…”

“But if you give Gwen one, stop being filthy Jack, then Tosh deserves one, and Owen… no he doesn’t deserve one”

“Is that a yes?”

“And what about you Ianto, don’t you deserve a raise?” jack asked sliding his hand lower

“I’m sure you’ll be able to make it up to me with other repayments”

“Mmm really?”

“Really”

“And you’re not just teasing?”

“Does it look like it?”

Jack leered downwards “Mm, not to me” and leaned in for a kiss

Gwen coughed for attention “I’m still here”

“Why?” Ianto asked before he closed the gap between him and Jack, with a gleam in his eye like the cat that got the cream as he breifly averted his gaze from Jack to Gwen

Jack shoved him to the nearest wall and started running his hands everywhere, briefly flailing an arm out gesturing Gwen to get out.

~…~

“They can’t still be at it” Owen said, somewhat annoyed

“Some people know how to satisfy at partner” Tosh said with a hint of speculation

“And what are you insinuating?” Owen asked sternly

“I’m not insinuating anything, if you think I am then it must come from your own insecurities”

“Oh shut up”

Tosh looked rather pleased with herself

“Tosh stop baiting Owen” Gwen said playfully

“Aw, but its fun, and I’m ever so good at it.”

“Yes we all know its fun, and we all know your good at it, but we’ll have to put up with him tomorrow when he tells us about his latest one night-er”

“Or string of” Owen hastily added

~…~

"So..." Ianto panted, head against Jacks chest, "these don't belong to Tosh, Owen or Gwen, that only leaves one possibility." Ianto breathed, trying to dislodge the papers that had stuck to his hands due to the sweat by waving his arm around.

"Yes, you caught me. It was suppose to be a surprise, I was looking for a house, or a flat...or a whole block of flats I'm not fussy"

"Not a castle?"

"You're smarmy sometimes Ianto"

"Part of my charm..." Ianto said and finally got the property page off his hand and had a quick look "Jack, you are aware these are 3 bed properties, or do you have something else to to tell me?" he asked bewildered

"Well, now you mention it, there was a second part to my surprise..."

~End (possibly a TBC if by popular demand or when i can find the fic i've wrote on some paper)~

daftness, fic, property

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