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wow... today HAS to be the worst day of the summer... so far.
let me recap for you. well it started off doing nothing, watching the tele. then i decided to take a shower so i could do something. better than nothing. then jenna left and i ate with kendra. then kendra left and jenna came back. then me and jenna sat here at this very computer and stared at retarded things like lj and myspace and more.. much more. we listened to the entire britney spears cd, the format cd, the weakend cd and now we're on to the roots. so finally we came up with this ingenius plan to take the car so we could pick up kendra and buy jenna some hair dye. just something to do. so me and jenjen make our journey to the car. i tell her to hop on in like im cool or something. i sit in the car and put the key in the ignition... this is where it gets good. i turn the key but it just wont go. let me remind you that my car is G-H-E-T-T-O. so we try to remove the key but again it just wont go. finally after much tugging, we removed the key. then... we try to put it in again.. in which case it got stuck again. so we shoved it back in, wiggled it, prayed to god and apologized for our sins (literally and out loud) and then finally burly ass katherine got the fuckin key out. and that was our failed attempt at some fun today.
we're left here, where we started, with calloused fingers, a bent key, and life learned lesson that stealing cars is BAD, thinking you're cool stealing a car is even WORSE.
jenna gets her license tomorrow... thank GOD. hopefully we dont bend her key.
oh well thats just life in the ghetto i guess.
let me recap for you. well it started off doing nothing, watching the tele. then i decided to take a shower so i could do something. better than nothing. then jenna left and i ate with kendra. then kendra left and jenna came back. then me and jenna sat here at this very computer and stared at retarded things like lj and myspace and more.. much more. we listened to the entire britney spears cd, the format cd, the weakend cd and now we're on to the roots. so finally we came up with this ingenius plan to take the car so we could pick up kendra and buy jenna some hair dye. just something to do. so me and jenjen make our journey to the car. i tell her to hop on in like im cool or something. i sit in the car and put the key in the ignition... this is where it gets good. i turn the key but it just wont go. let me remind you that my car is G-H-E-T-T-O. so we try to remove the key but again it just wont go. finally after much tugging, we removed the key. then... we try to put it in again.. in which case it got stuck again. so we shoved it back in, wiggled it, prayed to god and apologized for our sins (literally and out loud) and then finally burly ass katherine got the fuckin key out. and that was our failed attempt at some fun today.
we're left here, where we started, with calloused fingers, a bent key, and life learned lesson that stealing cars is BAD, thinking you're cool stealing a car is even WORSE.
jenna gets her license tomorrow... thank GOD. hopefully we dont bend her key.
oh well thats just life in the ghetto i guess.