Death One: WHY DO I HAVE SKIN?

Oct 03, 2010 21:00


[At 308 Miller Street a phone has fallen off the hook and it's possible to hear a part of a conversation. Anyone from Discworld might hear a rather .....familiar voice...though it seems a little stranger, more human. Quotation marks and everything. Someone seems to be arguing with a drone child.]

"NO, I AM QUITE CERTAIN I AM NOT YOUR FATHER. WHERE ( Read more... )

where am i?, form: human, bill door again, humans never listen

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 00:14:42 UTC
[That... No, it couldn't be. There is no... him here!]

... Hello?

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humandeath October 4 2010, 00:29:53 UTC
[Oh but he's everywhere...eventually. And also...]

AH, Mr. TEH-A-TIM-AH. I DID NOT EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 00:34:54 UTC
Rest assured, I'm just as surprised as you are... I had begun to doubt you could even enter a place such as this. Won't Susan be ever so happy I was wrong?

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humandeath October 4 2010, 00:40:31 UTC
SUSAN IS HERE?

[Well that is...good news and bad news.]

I TRUST YOU HAVE NOT BEEN GETTING INTO ANY TROUBLE. MR. TEH-A-TIM-AH.

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 00:43:35 UTC
Oh no, sir! It's Susan who's been causing... trouble.

[I mean she was just asking to be killed, really.]

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humandeath October 4 2010, 00:45:14 UTC
SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 00:49:03 UTC
She... enjoys getting into other people's business. Business she has no right concerning herself with.

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humandeath October 4 2010, 00:50:06 UTC
AND WHAT BUSINESS HAS SHE BEEN GETTING INTO NOW?

[...totally his fault for that.]

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 00:52:26 UTC
Mine.

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humandeath October 4 2010, 00:55:03 UTC
TRYING TO KILL THE HOGFATHER AGAIN?

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 01:00:12 UTC
Is that really what I'll be remembered by...

No, I've moved onto... greater things.

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humandeath October 4 2010, 01:05:56 UTC
I BELIEVE THE ASSASIAN GUILD OFFERS AN ANNUAL "TEATIME" PRIZE FOR MOST CREATIVE HYPOTHETICAL INHUMATION.

AND WHAT SORT OF THINGS HAVE YOU MOVED ON TO?

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 01:14:22 UTC
... Heh.

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humandeath October 4 2010, 01:17:31 UTC
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT.

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updollsdresses October 4 2010, 01:23:08 UTC
It really is a very good exercise. My teachers always... underestimated it.

However, sir... that is not what I found so amusing.

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humandeath October 4 2010, 01:25:24 UTC
WHAT DID YOU FIND AMUSING THEN?

[He will never understand you humans.]

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