Death Four: STRONG HEALTHY BONES

[likescats]

 [Death couldn't help himself. He had a few candies. Like that one that somehow tasted of dairy. ]

REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR MILK EVERYONE.

AFTER ALL YOU WANT TO GET STRONG BONES DON'T YOU.

[You may also find Death on the sidewalk passing out milk. And yes, it's the non poisoned kind.]

Comments

[deaths_heritor]

No. I don't especially. But thanks.

[humandeath]

BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE STRONG BONES GRANDDAUGHTER.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DO NOT WANT SOME MILK?

[deaths_heritor]

Quite.

[Now why hadn't she kept the number of that physican woman she hadn't actually meant for Death to go senile oh bother.]

Are you sure you shouldn't be lying down, Grandfather?

[humandeath]

OF COURSE NOT. I'M MUCH TOO BUSY.

[deaths_heritor]

The citizens of Mayfield have all received plenty enough milk this morning, Grandfather. Please lie down.

[humandeath]

LYING DOWN WILL NOT GET THE MILK DRUNK.

[deaths_heritor]

Did you know, an excessive consumption of milk actually causes osteoporosis?

[humandeath]

....ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULD NOT LIKE SOME?

[deaths_heritor]

You've already asked that, Grandfather.

[humandeath]

.....

[deaths_heritor]

No, Grandfather, I don't want to drink milk; it's poisoned half the time and other half, it tastes like liquid cream.

[humandeath]

.....
I GOT IT FROM THE STORE. IT SHOULD BE SAFE.

[deaths_heritor]

How many bottles did you buy?

[humandeath]

....A FEW.

[deaths_heritor]

And how many have you drunk?

[humandeath]

I'VE BEEN RATHER BUSY TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO DRINK THEM.