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[likesavantgarde]

[ The PCD flickers on, Ianto sitting on his bed with a thoughtful look. It's a moment before he finally adresses his device. ]

So... who else managed to retain their memories and identities during this fun little exercise? And just how long does this sort of thing usually last, out of curiousity -- ?

For those who don't know or remember - Ianto

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[jackedthename]

About a week, like everyone else said.

[A little pause. He totally gets you on the boring thing, there, Ianto.] If you're that bored, we could always go for a look in the Wastelands or something. Maybe we'll find a pet unicorn to bring home for Owen.

[likesavantgarde]

Ah. Not much longer then, yeah?

[ Unicorns. Is there anything that doesn't actually exist. ] For Owen, Jack? It'd be all fun until it tries to gore him with a horn, then we all know who'd wind up feeding and cleaning up after it.

What even would we feed it, and could it be house trained, I wonder?

/threadjack

[quietandgeeky]

You do realise that none of us could get a unicorn to come near us, right?

[likesavantgarde]

Probably not. All of us together would act as one giant unicorn repelling household.

Maybe you on your own, Tosh.

[quietandgeeky]

.......

[giving you a Look, Ianto.]

[likesavantgarde]

I was only trying to say you're a lot nicer than the rest of us.

[quietandgeeky]

It doesn't matter how nice you are, Ianto, they still only like virgins.

[likesavantgarde]

If you say so, then yeah. Away from the unicorns we'll stay.

[jackedthename]

Hopefully not. And hopefully the Doctor won't do anything too insane.

[RAINBOW SHEEP, IANTO.] You're right, unicorns are a bit too sparkly and pleasant for him, aren't they.

It might eat rainbows and clouds, for all I know. There're probably books on the things, here.

[likesavantgarde]

Maybe if this creature eats dark clouds, comes in black and scowled all of the time. I think they'd get along fine, then.

Any chance we could pick up a copy of "Unicorn Care for Dummies"?

[jackedthename]

[A little snerk.] I'd say a dragon, but then the house might end up getting burnt down.

...You know, in this place, I wouldn't be surprised if they had it in the library. [Which is RUN BY a unicorn. Har har.]

[likesavantgarde]

Shame, that.

I'll keep the book in mind to look for that next time I visit. Maybe we can get a pet, yet.

[jackedthename]

...If anything, we can go outside and adopt something that attacks us. That could make things interesting.

[likesavantgarde]

Well, it worked with the pteranodon. She's even been trained.

[jackedthename]

Damn good basketball player, too.

[likesavantgarde]

Mm. We could've been twice famous with her. Not only is she the only living dinosaur, but one who can shoot a decent three pointer when she doesn't try and eat the ball, that is.