01 - audio ; ; get this on the road

[likesavantgarde]

[Loooong silence before a heavily accented male voice speaks.]

So either Jack and Gwen redecorated while I popped out for lunch, and if that is the case then this is a bit much - even for you, Jack - or this is... not The Hub. Really going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing it's not even Cardiff anymore. [Deadpanned. There's a fiddling with

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[bestestfurrend]

[A small but smiling grey troll with tiny cat-ear-like horns and a kitty hood on her head pops up on screen.]

Uh huh we can hear you! Hi!! [waving enthusiastically]

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[likesavantgarde]

[ blink blink. Awkward wave. ]

Oh, erm. Hello.

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[bestestfurrend]

Hello! [She doesn't seem to mind repeating her greeting, and sits down with a flopping motion, her device held in her lap so that she can continue talking to him.] I'm afuraid you're most purrobably right, this isn't where you were befur.

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[likesavantgarde]

No, it's a little too 'hit by the apocalypse' looking to be Cardiff. Unless I went and missed something in the last five minutes I stepped out... this is not it.

[ Not that it's entirely unlikely, or anything. ]

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[bestestfurrend]

I think people call it Adstringendum. I haven't been here long either! It's not too bad so fur.

...can I ask you something purrease?

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[likesavantgarde]

How long've you been here?

Sure, ask away.

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[bestestfurrend]

Uhmmmm, three or four Earth days, I think!

The Jack you were talking about, his full name isn't Jack Noir, is it?

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[likesavantgarde]

Just a few days longer than myself.

No, it's a Captain Jack Harkness that I'm looking for. Do you know him?

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[bestestfurrend]

Ohhh good, that's a relief! But no I'm afuraid I don't know a Captain Jack Harkness but if I see one I'll tell him you're looking fur him!